text | with regards to the lie of yuri's angels (dated morning march 10th)

[catsudon]

Two questions for Beta Squad.

1. Have you had Retrospec deliver anything to you that didn't feel like it was yours?
   
   
2. Has anyone tried returning things to Retrospec?

For the record, if you received anything that had a tag of Yuri's Angels attached, no, I didn't send it, no, I don't want it, no, I'm not a spy, no, I don't have a fanclub, no, it isn't a freaking religious affiliation and no, I don't have a secret admirer at Retrospec anymore than I have an explanation for why this happened.

Anyone who feels like trying a return lmk.

Edit: Anyone else named Yuri please contact me ASAP, tyvm.

Comments

[5kotai]

節季
せつき

well,
it's still kinda nonsense but I guess "melody•season" is a way to write it, if it was a name. the hiragana spelling is cute as is, too.

[catsudon]

huh
its not bad nonsense at least

[5kotai]

my cousin was probably punched a camera man and i think recolle turned into a giant online tabloid.

less bad nonsense is good.

even if these toy came from... nonsense? do you like cats?

[catsudon]

I, what? I mean yeah, the city does feel like it's thinking we're part of some big online tabloid machine, I guess.

( between the video memory thing and all the other underlying weirdness. )

I like cats, sure, but not this much.

[5kotai]

so maybe this is an overblown rumor in itself.

and they messed up. a lot. but it's a little funny, and i got a free toy!

[catsudon]

at least someone here is happy ig

[5kotai]

is this awkward for you because you had​ to take responsibility for it?

[catsudon]

yes? i didnt even get one of these cats so its not like i knew they were existing until people started to ask

i didnt make any of this happen that's whats so annoying

[5kotai]

So Retrospec just does random things for people like send people fruit, or toys...

Is that even okay? Who has that kind of free time?

[ Amazon they are not. ]

[catsudon]

They do, apparently. It explains how many bugs are in their program.

[5kotai]

i'm used to people taking their careers seriously... this is very different.

[catsudon]

I don't know if the app is their career or whatever the app is about is the more important thing

Or if these bugs are features

They could be "features"

[5kotai]

[ up front: ]

they're kind of terrible features.

i guess random delivery service is a new one though. it's... not bad? setsuki is really high quality for a to. but not that good either, if it annoys people too.

[catsudon]

Not "kind of," more like "definitely" terrible features

It's new but it's not "good" even if people aren't annoyed? This is crazy they shouldn't have all our info they shouldn't be delivering random things anyway

[5kotai]

hopefully they won't deliver something dangerous to people

like weapons, or snakes!

they don't have a concept of privacy, so it could be really bad...

[catsudon]

Trust me, they don't have a concept of privacy or safety.

People have entirely been sent weapons and live animals already.