text | with regards to the lie of yuri's angels (dated morning march 10th)

[catsudon]

Two questions for Beta Squad.

1. Have you had Retrospec deliver anything to you that didn't feel like it was yours?
   
   
2. Has anyone tried returning things to Retrospec?

For the record, if you received anything that had a tag of Yuri's Angels attached, no, I didn't send it, no, I don't want it, no, I'm not a spy, no, I don't have a fanclub, no, it isn't a freaking religious affiliation and no, I don't have a secret admirer at Retrospec anymore than I have an explanation for why this happened.

Anyone who feels like trying a return lmk.

Edit: Anyone else named Yuri please contact me ASAP, tyvm.

Comments

[parodeity]

can you prove we arent

dirk mostly i think but it was kind of a combo i guess?????
im glad its spreading though
mostly because
i like starting stupid fads

[catsudon]

no i cant but i cant not prove youre devils either

good work dave
please start every stupid fad so i have a reason to follow them for once

[parodeity]

i guess youre just gonna have to live in suspense

i like that youre fully committed to already following my stupid fads before i even start them
thats loyalty right there
i promise 2 follow any stupid fads you start too bro
fistbump

[catsudon]

dont know if my heart can take it
oh well

fistbump
what are friends for?

[parodeity]

apparently supporting one anothers fad life choices and memes and stuff
and probably also support for like emotions and shit but
mostly the memes clearly

[catsudon]

memes probably come up most often
all sounds legit tho
glad we had this talk

[parodeity]

yep
see you later bromosome