text | with regards to the lie of yuri's angels (dated morning march 10th)

[catsudon]

Two questions for Beta Squad.

1. Have you had Retrospec deliver anything to you that didn't feel like it was yours?
   
   
2. Has anyone tried returning things to Retrospec?

For the record, if you received anything that had a tag of Yuri's Angels attached, no, I didn't send it, no, I don't want it, no, I'm not a spy, no, I don't have a fanclub, no, it isn't a freaking religious affiliation and no, I don't have a secret admirer at Retrospec anymore than I have an explanation for why this happened.

Anyone who feels like trying a return lmk.

Edit: Anyone else named Yuri please contact me ASAP, tyvm.

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[constellates]

poetry !
yuratchka is very sweet
we understand exactly

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[catsudon]

is it libel or slander when its written
either way BULL
i dont like marshmallows
therefore using them in a comparison is invalid
by default i even like
idk
pick someone random on this post I LIKE THEM MORE THAN MARSHMALLOWS

( he cant refute the rest since it's true WHY ARE YOU GUYS THE WORST SLASH BEST )

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[parodeity]

its libel slander is the verbal one
but also you totally like marshmallows we uncovered that secret earlier
or pretended we did
which in effect is the same thing
are you trying to crush my headcanon about you + marshmallows
that will invalidate like 3 different fanfics dude
are you really gonna do that to me your favorite guy