text | with regards to the lie of yuri's angels (dated morning march 10th)

[catsudon]

Two questions for Beta Squad.

1. Have you had Retrospec deliver anything to you that didn't feel like it was yours?
   
   
2. Has anyone tried returning things to Retrospec?

For the record, if you received anything that had a tag of Yuri's Angels attached, no, I didn't send it, no, I don't want it, no, I'm not a spy, no, I don't have a fanclub, no, it isn't a freaking religious affiliation and no, I don't have a secret admirer at Retrospec anymore than I have an explanation for why this happened.

Anyone who feels like trying a return lmk.

Edit: Anyone else named Yuri please contact me ASAP, tyvm.

Comments

[rednerd]

Can't say without some investigating.
But if you're Yuri, why would you send a gift to yourself?
If they were trying to make it look like you sent the gifts, that is.

[catsudon]

I wouldn't, but even if I did, why would I write "Yuri's Angels" on stuff? That's a whole different level of awkward.

[rednerd]

I can't claim I know what people are into these days.
I don't know if it's any consolation, but you're not the only victim lately of weird happenings.

[catsudon]

Then write me off for being that brand of egotistical or whatever that counts as.
Yeah, yeah, it's got me all warm and fuzzy now. The victims are all people on this app. I guess what I should be most thankful for is not physically changing, but it's frustrating as hell to have no response from Retrospec at all.

[rednerd]

I'm not surprised.
A pop-up corporate that doesn't have security much less employees ground floor?
Shady, and that is putting it lightly.
I've got the cat, at least, even if you didn't send it.
If you ever need it for whatever Retrospec-inspired reason, just let me know.

[catsudon]

At least the office isn't locking people inside this month.

I don't think I will. Thanks for the note either way.

[rednerd]

I heard about that from other people.
They had to use the app to get out.
Sounds like Retrospec is one big joke.

[catsudon]

Or we're the butt of an even bigger joke that Retrospec is caught up in. Who knows? I... so we're learning things but it's all slow as hell and I don't have time for this BS on top of everything else.