text | with regards to the lie of yuri's angels (dated morning march 10th)

[catsudon]

Two questions for Beta Squad.

1. Have you had Retrospec deliver anything to you that didn't feel like it was yours?
   
   
2. Has anyone tried returning things to Retrospec?

For the record, if you received anything that had a tag of Yuri's Angels attached, no, I didn't send it, no, I don't want it, no, I'm not a spy, no, I don't have a fanclub, no, it isn't a freaking religious affiliation and no, I don't have a secret admirer at Retrospec anymore than I have an explanation for why this happened.

Anyone who feels like trying a return lmk.

Edit: Anyone else named Yuri please contact me ASAP, tyvm.

Comments

[catsudon]

idk

A good one? I don't really care

No raisins

No cranberries either

[strongestheart]

chocolate chips, caramel, almonds? Or maybe macadamia nuts...

Well, that's just for the first batch anyway. I've got several recipes I need to try.

[What was she even talking about in the first place. How did she get here. It's like waking up drunk in an unfamiliar place except she's completely sober.]

[catsudon]

I can only have the one, so whichever one comes out best, I want that one.

( at this point while he knows how the conversation got here, he simply doesn't care because he's getting fed out of it )

[strongestheart]

Alright, sure!

Just one, though? Really?

[catsudon]

If you give me more than one I'll eat all of them this is premeditated self control

[strongestheart]

...okay, yeah. That's valid! And also more thought than most people would give!

My dad would just stuff them all in his face.

[catsudon]

I really don't want to live up to your dad's standards

No offense

[strongestheart]

NONE TAKEN, I can't blame you in the slightest there.

Well, one cookie it is then! I'll make sure it's the best one out of the batch!