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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

If you're ready for them, I can supply.
But I would suggest you turn tail and run.
Such knowledge is best looked briefly upon and then ignored for the duration of our simple lives.

[stressweets]

Please stop this, my graduated senpai is watching this thread and I don't want him to get more involved.

[twostringsonebow]

He'll stop asking questions too, if you take the time to answer even one.

[stressweets]

Sena-senpai is your senpai in modeling, right?
Can you imagine having to tell him about all of this?
It's too much.

[twostringsonebow]

If he reads this thread then he won't have to ask me anything.
And I would gladly tell him if he asked, because misery enjoys company.
Though I don't think he's the type to delve further than ankle deep anyway.

[i'm SORRY goro is just like this.]

[stressweets]

No, then he'll just think you're a total weirdo.
Don't you have any pride?

[twostringsonebow]

Of course. It's in my vast, varied pool of knowledge.

[stressweets]

[ ............ ]

You're incredibly impressive, Goro.

[twostringsonebow]

I know it's not in a complimentary way, but thank you.
It's best not to have shame in oneself.
That path leads only to unhappiness.

[He

will feel more embarrassed and regretful when he's teased about it.]

[stressweets]

[ perish later, goro ]

I think it's good to have a little shame.
Just a little bit.
Just enough to not embarrass yourself in public.

[twostringsonebow]

You're the one who brought up otherkin in the first place, might I remind you.

[maskreant]

(whispers) you should ask him about aliens and how they may have had a hand in accelerating civilization with pyramids and their other visits.

[stressweets]

[ ........what is the point of (whisp NO HE'S DONE THE SAME THING IN GROUP CHAT. BASICALLY. ]

(whispers) I already asked him about flat earth when we were in Respartum. I don't really know if I want to know about all of that.

[maskreant]

but he doesn't pop an artery over flat earth.

he's already banning me for mentioning aliens even though their place in conspiracy theories is world-renowned.

[twostringsonebow]

You're banned from my house for the rest of the week.

[maskreant]

won't you get lonely?

[fabrefactions]

You seem to be deeply emerged in it though, Goro. Do you need rescuing...?

[twostringsonebow]

And what sort of rescuing do you have in mind, exactly..?

[fabrefactions]

[ The kind where they wipe your browser history so hard the internet breaks. ]

... Perhaps a day away from this corner of the internet?

[twostringsonebow]

[That's fair.]

I'd quite enjoy that.
Would you like to go to the spa with me?
I think a bit of pampering is in order to cleanse ourselves.

[fabrefactions]

[ Please don't drown him in a jacuzzi, Gowo. ]

...

[ Oh. Well, that is a surprise. But not a bad one? ]

I am not opposed to a moment of relaxation after everything that has happened recently. Although I haven't been to a spa since we rented that one for the Persona meeting, so I cannot claim to be the most informed on spa protocol.

[twostringsonebow]

Secchan and I often go to the spa to relax, so my face is quite known...
... Though I suppose that doesn't matter very much at the moment.
Regardless, it'll be fun.

[fabrefactions]

There is a point - if we are the only people here, would we even be able to get treatments and such? Elizabeth and I had to make our own burgers when we attempted the burger tasks earlier this month...

[twostringsonebow]

... This may have to wait until things return to normal, because I have no idea how to do the treatments they offer professionally.
Nightly routines are one thing, but what they do is next grade.

[fabrefactions]

Perhaps, yes. I could attempt a massage therapy, but I would have no idea what I was doing, or if I were doing it correctly.