TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[rebellions]

honestly idk why i'm even surprised

[tarotcards]

u should be surprised

im a good citizen of the law

[rebellions]

if anything i'm surprised by minato's involvement

you should've been arrested ages ago

[tarotcards]

wow

whats that mean

[rebellions]

you tried to poison me
and electrocute me
and a bunch of other shit
there's too much to list tbh

[tarotcards]

1 i warned u
2 i ALMOST electrocuted u
3 u cant think of more

[rebellions]

1 clearly you didn't do a very good job
2 that's still way too close for my comfort
3 i can but those experiences are too traumatic and will never be spoken of again

[tarotcards]

1 i had a sign and even warned u verbally
2 electrocution builds character
3 ur just lying bc u cant think of more

[rebellions]

1 clearly you didn't do a very good job
2 that's bullshit
3 you got me into a date i didn't want or need and some shitty cosplay tournament or w/e that was and spammed my inbox with useless advice in the middle of the night and may or may not be jeopardizing whatever chance i have at a future career by insterting cats into our science project

there i said it
hope you're happy cause i sure as hell ain't

[tarotcards]

wow





u really thought of everything

[compendiem]

No you shouldn't be

[rebellions]

i'm getting mixed messages here

you just never struck me as the type to do shit that would land you in prison?
still waters run deep ig

[compendiem]

I try to keep my head down
Souji's just too tall, so it didn't work this time

[rebellions]

yeah that's fair

should i even bother asking what he's done this time or

[compendiem]

No don't ask

[rebellions]

you do realize now i have to ask right
ok what happened

[compendiem]

It's Souji's fault

[rebellions]

duh
tell me something i don't know

[compendiem]

Do you need more of an explanation than
*gestures to Souji's everything*
?

[tarotcards]

excuse me

[tarotcards]

dont u know that taller is better

[compendiem]

For catching the police's attention?

[tarotcards]

its not my height that caught their attention

it was my beautiful face

[compendiem]

We'll have to do something about that beautiful face

[tarotcards]

sorry minato

but this beautiful face is taken

u cant do anything 2 it