TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[compendiem]

No you shouldn't be

[rebellions]

i'm getting mixed messages here

you just never struck me as the type to do shit that would land you in prison?
still waters run deep ig

[compendiem]

I try to keep my head down
Souji's just too tall, so it didn't work this time

[rebellions]

yeah that's fair

should i even bother asking what he's done this time or

[compendiem]

No don't ask

[rebellions]

you do realize now i have to ask right
ok what happened

[compendiem]

It's Souji's fault

[rebellions]

duh
tell me something i don't know

[compendiem]

Do you need more of an explanation than
*gestures to Souji's everything*
?

[rebellions]

... yeah i can't argue with that

thing is, i'm stuck with that idiot for a science project
and if i need to ask for a deadline extension because of that crap i might need something better than "well he got himself arrested over stupid shit and spent the rest of the summer in jail"

[compendiem]

What kind of project is it?
If it's something with explosions, we have plenty of space here
right in front of the bars

[rebellions]

i'm not bursting you out of prison if that's what you're suggesting

and apparently the project involves cats now
no i'm not bringing a cat over there either

[tarotcards]

excuse me

[compendiem]

You've been excused too much already

[tarotcards]

no i still have 1 excuse left

my excuse card isnt fully punched yet

[compendiem]

What do you win with a fully punched excuse card?

[tarotcards]

its just like real life

so





nothing

[tarotcards]

dont u know that taller is better

[compendiem]

For catching the police's attention?

[tarotcards]

its not my height that caught their attention

it was my beautiful face

[compendiem]

We'll have to do something about that beautiful face

[tarotcards]

sorry minato

but this beautiful face is taken

u cant do anything 2 it

[compendiem]

I'll trade you the arm for the face

[tarotcards]

u gotta sweeten the deal more

[compendiem]

I'll throw in my other hand too
and a kneecap