plurk told me I should shitpost

[thesettingsun]

Did everybody else get pictures of themselves in the mail today? Mine said Alpha, did anyone get Beta or Omega?

Please tell me no one got Omega.

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[breakingvoice]

you'll never find it even if i did and you can't prove anything

[thesettingsun]

You're right, I have better priorities than getting your receipts.

[breakingvoice]

thank god for that, the last thing any of us needs right now is a callout post on top of everything else

[thesettingsun]

'the world might be ending but let's talk about how lina is Problematic'

[breakingvoice]

- wrote bad RPF
- said a curse word
- punched a ghost

[thesettingsun]

When did you punch a ghost and can you teach me how?

[breakingvoice]

in bosuma last month
i don't think she was a real ghost (hence why i could definitely punch her) but she definitely shouldn't exist outside of my memories

plus she was a persistent bitch
i wouldn't recommend it

[thesettingsun]

I remember that from last month. I couldn't have punched mine even if he was solid, but it's nice to know it was an option.

[breakingvoice]

oh yeah dgmw
it was a dumb and stupid option and i ended up running away
but like still, add it to my callout post

[thesettingsun]

Punched a ghost. Probably burned a cake once.

[breakingvoice]

god, more than once when i was learning
give me a cake recipe these days though and i will DESTROY it
but in a good way

[thesettingsun]

As someone who spent about a month doing almost nothing but practice cooking: I am in no position to call you out for that.

[breakingvoice]

oh yeah?
how'd you end up at it?
if you're ever interested in trying again you seem chill and i could share some tips

[thesettingsun]

It's hard to tell if that month seemed so long because of the monsters outside and the people missing from this reality or because I ruined so much food at the start...

But I'd like to think I've gotten pretty good.

[breakingvoice]

god that month was a Lot
i'm trying not to think about it but it's super not working, surprise, who knew

nice, though
it feels good to actually be able to make something
who knows maybe i'll send something your way, we could do some
uh
what's a cooking show where people make dishes for each other
like the Final Three episode of worst cooks in america?

[thesettingsun]

I actually don't watch any cooking shows that aren't Backstabbing Kitchen.

[breakingvoice]

god that's a good one
the host has got to be into some weird shit but we're finally getting AWAY from the abo stuff so i don't even know why i'm bringing it up

[thesettingsun]

I haven't watched all the episodes but I feel confident in saying that Bolton has never done an A/B/O sabotage.

[breakingvoice]

can you prove it
it's called a sABOtage for a reason
it's all connected, man

[thesettingsun]

They would probably have to change when they aired the show if they put that on TV? I don't doubt Bolton's magical powers, but I wouldn't underestimate network executives either.

[breakingvoice]

ugh executive meddling ruins everything
when are we going to get ONE cooking show that generates its own fanfiction
cowards

[thesettingsun]

That's the secret, Lina: every cooking show will generate fanfiction if it's on the air long enough. Which it won't be if it violates network policy.

[breakingvoice]

holy shit it's the long game you're absolutely right
you're a genius

guess i'll see if i'm still any good at RPF

[thesettingsun]

I normally don't read RPF, but I'll make an exception if it's yours.

[breakingvoice]

oh you were right the first time my dude
you really really should not read RPF least of all mine

besides it would be dudes and i'm too gay to write that anymore.