plurk told me I should shitpost

[thesettingsun]

Did everybody else get pictures of themselves in the mail today? Mine said Alpha, did anyone get Beta or Omega?

Please tell me no one got Omega.

Comments

[thesettingsun]

I wasn't kidding when I said he was terrible.

[flametheif40]

I thought you were exaggerating or yeah the guy was terrible but there is some context as to why... -_- I'm not really seeing the why.

[thesettingsun]

Sometimes people are just that bad.

[flametheif40]

Yep, though I try to be optimistic and assume there is a reason why.

Sometimes stupid reasons but reasons never the less.

[thesettingsun]

Then you're way more optimistic than I've ever been.

[flametheif40]

I said try. Some assholes I can't understand.

[thesettingsun]

I don't even bother with him. And I've seen more of him than anybody else could.

[flametheif40]

By the sounds of it, yeah, way too much.

Do you get some magic from him at least?

[thesettingsun]

I have a book that turns into a scythe.

Scythes are stupid weapons and I hate them.

[flametheif40]

That sounds very light and portable.

I believe I have some sort of magic fire knife. But I can't get the damn thing to do anything.

[thesettingsun]

Stabbing people shouldn't be that hard.

[flametheif40]

oh no no no, it's harder then you think. To stab someone JUST right, its a really fancy Persian looking knife, you don't just stab willy nilly with that one. You try to make it look like art. LOL

I meant I couldn't get the knife to do the fire part

[thesettingsun]

Maybe there's a trigger phrase? Like 'open fire'. That would be the stupidest pun, so I hope not.

[flametheif40]

I don't have too many memories so I don't know either way.

I think I would like "flame on" better.

Even if it would make the knife sound like a light bulb but meh.

[thesettingsun]

Now you just sound like a 5Kids dub.

[flametheif40]

I was thinking more of the Fantastic Four.

Knowing my luck though, it will probably involve karaoke and a dance...to set myself on fire

[thesettingsun]

You do the hokey-pokey and you set yourself aflame. That's what it's all about.

[flametheif40]

LOL!

Did someone order a chicken dance? Extra Crispy?

[thesettingsun]

You might not have to stab me with a fire knife, I might just die of secondhand embarrassment watching you do the chicken dance.

[flametheif40]

So I would have to run out of sight, do the chicken dance quick before we fight any bad guys together. GOT IT! LOL

[thesettingsun]

Maybe you should just let me take care of things.

[flametheif40]

Meh, maybe. There is always good old stabbing, or the other guy's swordplay.

Cause, come on, I can't do nothing when bad guys attack.

If other me can get smacked by an giant elephant and live, then a punch shouldn't be so bad.

[thesettingsun]

If you haven't gotten back super-fortitude or whatever he had, you'll still get your bones broken just like anyone else, you know.

[flametheif40]

I'm not going to run up to an elephant and test it if that's what your implying.

Sides, that still hurt like hell, didn't help that the bastard threw me to a stone wall.

[thesettingsun]

I'm implying that if your choice is get hit by an elephant or run, right now you should probably run.