TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[fiddlestick]

Wow... I don't know whether to be relieved or worried that this happened to more people than just me.

[roughplayer]

I think we found our monthly dose of Retrospec bullshit.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah.... I don't like the idea of this going on all month though. I'd like to have my body back.

[roughplayer]

I feel that. I could go and live my life as long as this lasts with just blue eyes and a slightly different bitchface, but I don't want to wreck my brother's career. How's being that bowlcut guy?

[fiddlestick]

That's understandable...and Sena keeps himself on a really rigid routine body wise, so I'd imagine he'd want you to keep that up too. [In other words, good luck kazoo] I really want my body back.

[roughplayer]

Thank fuck he has it on his phone. Don't understand the details, but I can do my best. Today's got a shitton of modelling gigs though, ugh. What about Souji? I would think doing his routine could distract you from the distress of not having your body... but he's also a weirdo.

[fiddlestick]

Yikes. Good luck Kazuki. I'm sure you'll be able to pull it off! Haha...honestly I have no idea what Souji does with his life.

[roughplayer]

Maybe it would be fun to figure his life out. Like a puzzle or some shit.

[fiddlestick]

Haha, I think I'll pass. Curiosity killed the cat and all.