TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[thesettingsun]

A better question is 'is he ever not in a bad mood'?

[roughplayer]

I don't think I can answer that, we're half-brothers. If anything, he's nicer to me out of obligation or guilt.

[unlightmusic]

oh fuck i was wondering why i thought i saw u before

but yeah from what ive seen
senabu~'s always in a shit ass diva mood
so i wouldnt be surprised if hes like that at work too

at least you dont have to get used to having different equipment
so count ur fucking blessings i guess

[roughplayer]

Yeah, we look really alike for not even sharing a mom, just a shitty dad.

DON'T SAY THAT. I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP IN A GIRL'S BODY.

[clothes]

[ FUCK YOU KAZUKI!!!!!!!! putting him on blast like this?! the audacity........ this... this isn't his fault...!!! (right?) ] It's not like I did it deliberately. How was I supposed to know this was their plan? I refuse to believe they were combing the post, looking for cursed suggestions. This is merely a coincidence. And there are far worse people to trade bodies with. At least you aren't an animal, or a literal child. If only we were all so blessed as to be models, or singers, or athletes. I can hardly stand the sound of my own voice.

[roughplayer]

Coincidence or not, you're the one who said it and really didn't want it. Even if I didn't make this post, you'd feel kinda screwed, wouldn't you?

I want to say they're uncreative for switching zucchinis, but I guess I should be okay with it until Mizuki starts bitching. I learned that if I try and sound nice as Mizuki, his already nasally voice gets higher and creepy. Maybe this is why he keeps up a tone of condescension.

[idolworship]

akkun
are you an animal or literal child right now
please
turn on your location
you've got to let me pick you up

[akatatai]

Mizuki's had a not-twin all this time... you really do look alike!

Honestly though
If you weren't related, I'd be scared for your life
He seems like he'd skin anyone who ruined his image (or diet)

You have to give us an inside look into the secret life of Mizuki Sena!

[roughplayer]

If we had more mutuals who cared or found it crazy, I bet we'd get it a lot. It would be get annoying as fuck real fast. Do I have to share? It's lonely and kind of dull so far. The most fun I had today was trying to follow these recipes he has for meals because I don't want his body to rebel on me. Just yet.

[compendiem]

Is it really that bad...? You could just do your own thing, instead of doing Mizuki's modeling thing.

[roughplayer]

It wasn't that bad. I just wanted to try, 'cause curiosity is a bitch sometimes.

[fiddlestick]

Wow... I don't know whether to be relieved or worried that this happened to more people than just me.

[roughplayer]

I think we found our monthly dose of Retrospec bullshit.

[windeity]

look on the bright side. at least you guys kind of look alike instead of some of the other bullshit swaps going around.

[roughplayer]

How bad are we talking?

[idolworship]

i think micchan is always in a bad mood
work or no
or, at least,
he pretends to be
on that note
can you send a selfie of him smiling?
i'm curious if his muscles work that way
or if his face might like
shatter
like porcelain

[roughplayer]

My face will feel sore if you guys keep asking for some crap like this. It's not like I give award-winning smiles myself.

[penalizing]

wow, you really do both look alike!!!
if you closed your eyes, it'd be really hard to tell who's who...

[roughplayer]

Yeah, I was fucking relieved when my eyes were actually gold, not blue. It doesn't help much though when you don't stand still like a photo though.

[liberal_arts]

I can see how someone would mistake you two if that person lacks an eye for elegance or aesthetics in any way.

But no. You're entirely different.

[roughplayer]

Is that a compliment? It's way too stuffy.

[floret]

Oh!

Huh.

Now that I'm taking a close look...

You really don't look that much alike, do you?

[roughplayer]

Congrats on your decent vision. This post is now slightly useful to the Retrospec populace to tell apart two guys. Maybe we'll need a directory for more of us if they regain silver hair.

[frostythehitman]

so you switched bodies, what's the big deal
it's not like they're any different

[roughplayer]

Siblings with soap opera bullshit. That's the big deal here.

[usurpers]

I can’t tell the difference beyond eye color.

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[maskreant]

i can tell the difference, but it's very subtle.

[pronounces]

at least you didn't wake up with a bunch of piercings you didn't have yesterday! ;`A;

[roughplayer]

Are there any under his clothes and how many. [ THIS IS A SIDE EFFECT OF BEING IN SENA'S BODY. TOTALLY. ]