TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[thesettingsun]

A better question is 'is he ever not in a bad mood'?

[unlightmusic]

oh fuck i was wondering why i thought i saw u before

but yeah from what ive seen
senabu~'s always in a shit ass diva mood
so i wouldnt be surprised if hes like that at work too

at least you dont have to get used to having different equipment
so count ur fucking blessings i guess

[clothes]

[ FUCK YOU KAZUKI!!!!!!!! putting him on blast like this?! the audacity........ this... this isn't his fault...!!! (right?) ] It's not like I did it deliberately. How was I supposed to know this was their plan? I refuse to believe they were combing the post, looking for cursed suggestions. This is merely a coincidence. And there are far worse people to trade bodies with. At least you aren't an animal, or a literal child. If only we were all so blessed as to be models, or singers, or athletes. I can hardly stand the sound of my own voice.

[akatatai]

Mizuki's had a not-twin all this time... you really do look alike!

Honestly though
If you weren't related, I'd be scared for your life
He seems like he'd skin anyone who ruined his image (or diet)

You have to give us an inside look into the secret life of Mizuki Sena!

[compendiem]

Is it really that bad...? You could just do your own thing, instead of doing Mizuki's modeling thing.

[fiddlestick]

Wow... I don't know whether to be relieved or worried that this happened to more people than just me.

[windeity]

look on the bright side. at least you guys kind of look alike instead of some of the other bullshit swaps going around.

[idolworship]

i think micchan is always in a bad mood
work or no
or, at least,
he pretends to be
on that note
can you send a selfie of him smiling?
i'm curious if his muscles work that way
or if his face might like
shatter
like porcelain

[penalizing]

wow, you really do both look alike!!!
if you closed your eyes, it'd be really hard to tell who's who...

[liberal_arts]

I can see how someone would mistake you two if that person lacks an eye for elegance or aesthetics in any way.

But no. You're entirely different.

[floret]

Oh!

Huh.

Now that I'm taking a close look...

You really don't look that much alike, do you?

[frostythehitman]

so you switched bodies, what's the big deal
it's not like they're any different

[usurpers]

I can’t tell the difference beyond eye color.

[pronounces]

at least you didn't wake up with a bunch of piercings you didn't have yesterday! ;`A;