TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[clothes]

I suppose I'll commend you for *that* much, even at my expense. If that matching wavelength happens to be called No Tolerance For Nonsense then you're probably right. I can say with confidence I have never messed around a single day in my life.

[roughplayer]

So you're an uptight dude. That explains how why you hate Retrospec's shit so much, it's pretty much engineered to piss off a guy like you.

[clothes]

That's a surprisingly benign way of putting it. Most people go with 'asshole' or something. It's true. I sometimes wonder if I take the instability and mysterious changes harder than what is relatively necessary. But then I remember when a fire hydrant exploded blue on my brand new Supreme shirt when I first arrived here, and suddenly I think I'm doing fine.

[roughplayer]

Damn, they even hate your taste in streetwear. I think you're fine though, people can take in this shit how they please so long as it's not hurting others. Like if someone went on a rampage because of this, that's too fucking far. And overdramatic.