TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

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[idolworship]

( he didn't expect kazuki to actually do it, which is silly because kazuki is always way too accommodating to the trashfire that is miai. in any case, Hm, )

awww
is kacchan popular?
well, micchan, in this case
don't worry, i'll ask you for
lots of selfies when you switch back
so you don't feel left out ♪

but, i'm surprised
he really is pretty
he just ought to smile more

[roughplayer]

You guys wanting to see this hardass ice queen turn his frown around doesn't make me popular, just useful. Now you've gotta figure out how to get the real deal when he gets back. I know you took a photo of the view down my yukata when I was fixing your sandal during Tanabata, are you really going to ask me for selfies?

[idolworship]

awww
are you jealous?
i can spoil you, if you'd like ♪

and, for the record
i did not take any pictures
memory is one of my strong suits
so there's hardly any need
so
given that
if i ask for any selfies
it's because i'd like to see more of you—
because memory isn't enough ♪

[roughplayer]

Save the sweet words and attention for someone who'd get all weak in the knees, I'm not into it. Unless you're into me wanting to smack some integrity into you, huh?

[idolworship]

do you want a genuine answer?

( kazuki can probably guess what it is, )

[roughplayer]

Shoot. [ Kazoo why. ]

[idolworship]

let's make it a date ♪

( apparently that's how into it he is(?) )

how many dates does this make this now
i wonder?
we've been on quite a few already, right? ♪

[roughplayer]

What the fuck Miai. But also what the fuck at myself, you really did consider them all as dates. Aren't you seeing someone?

[idolworship]

aw
are you going to make this serious
i'm teasing, i'm teasing
i don't cheat
anyway, he

( ... he was going to type "he doesn't mind if i play around so long as i'm not serious," which is true, but kind of. sounds and looks bad, even to himself. he guesses he still is kind of overly touchy with others ... )

sorry, cat got on my keyboard
anyway, he's sweet and cute and my favorite kitty ♪
even if kacchan is cute himself
(and a little bit fun to bully ♪)
my richu is still the cutest in the whole world ♪

[roughplayer]

No, and don't call me cute! I'll bite you for that.

[idolworship]

and if i say i wouldn't hate that?

[roughplayer]

Find better interests than me, you kinkyass masochist.