TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[floret]

Oh!

Huh.

Now that I'm taking a close look...

You really don't look that much alike, do you?

[roughplayer]

Congrats on your decent vision. This post is now slightly useful to the Retrospec populace to tell apart two guys. Maybe we'll need a directory for more of us if they regain silver hair.

[floret]

lol ty!

Did you have to comb your (or rather Mizuki's) hair in a special way to get it to do that swoopy thing, or does it do that on its own?

[roughplayer]

That wasn't supposed to be a compliment, but whatever. It's natural, but apparently it ain't stylish enough for photos. Ugh.

[floret]

Well, it wasn't an insult, at least.

Oh... no? How can they tell?
It'd be kind of funny if they made you get a weird haircut or dye job while you're in the wrong body.

[roughplayer]

That would be really fucking weird, and then I'd have to explain it to Mizuki too. He'd probably get pissed because hell if I know what suggestions he does or doesn't take. Modelling is really complicated.

[floret]

It sounds like it...
Out of curiosity, why not just call out sick?
Or even just go about your own normal day instead of his, and vice versa? If you both dressed in your own clothes and styled your own hair and acted like nothing was different about you, maybe everyone else would have felt too awkward to say anything.