TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[frostythehitman]

so you switched bodies, what's the big deal
it's not like they're any different

[roughplayer]

Siblings with soap opera bullshit. That's the big deal here.

[frostythehitman]

does it really matter though
who can even tell the difference
and even if they can just tell them they had you two mixed up the whole time
then they'll just think it's their mistake and basically nothing else changes
this is barely even a problem

[roughplayer]

Fucking smartass, but you've got a point. Think this is too easygoing of crap for Retrospec standards or something?

[frostythehitman]

i didn't say that
and i didn't say this is caused by retrospec
but you two just lucked out from there not actually being anything different about you two
except for the eye color maybe

[roughplayer]

Lucked out, huh. You know, when people point it out that much, I might just go hit up my brother so we call out of work for a day and fuck with people. Most people don't know he has a brother.

[frostythehitman]

there you go
now you're thinking
you don't have to deal with trying to figure out how to operate in someone else's body or their life
so take the opportunity to actually do something with it