TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[clothes]

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

[idolworship]

absolutely yes

[clothes]

I will destroy your worldly possessions, your loved ones, and then finally you.

[idolworship]

this is
perhaps
unironically
the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me
in exchange, shall i offer you all my love? ☆
perhaps the desire to possess and
the desire to destroy are not
such contrary feelings, after all

[clothes]

Nothing about this was intended to be or can be interpreted as romantic. It seems you really do have a death wish, don't you Miai? If you have longed to escape this mortal world for so long, you should have told me sooner. I would gladly lend a hand in sending you to the afterlife.

[unlightmusic]

> Suzu Kiryu liked this comment. [She also screenshot it for future reference in case she is in need of new cool chuuni lines.]

[idolworship]

( love u 2 babe )

[idolworship]

to begin with
even if that were a legitimate offer
apparently death isn't permanent so long as you have the app
so i guess you'll have no choice but to put up with me for a little while longer ☆