TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[roughplayer]

what the absolute fuck you two.

[idolworship]

papa has two hands, kacchan

[clothes]

There is no 'you two'. I don't know this man. Miai who?

[roughplayer]

WE CAN'T ESCAPE HIM YOU IDIOT. NOT EVEN WITH DENIAL.

[clothes]

I hate this.

[roughplayer]

Join the club, I wish this dumbass app had moderation.

[unlightmusic]

aku its ok ppl make mistakes i still accept u as a good acquaintance its ok if u and aichan were penetration pals its ok if u guys are into stuff like ageplay or that aku has a daddy kink i wont judge but i would appreciate if u guys keep it out of a public space kids can read this yknow and also save it for when ur not a little girl so its less weird

[idolworship]

a fair and valid point

[idolworship]

somehow, i sense strong feelings of love toward me in this thread
i appreciate all of you, too ☆

[unlightmusic]

only u would think that u masochistic freak if i threw on heaps of praise and compliments instead would it have the opposite reaction

[idolworship]

not at all ☆
i'd just presume you'd stopped being shy

[unlightmusic]

[idolworship]

DAI☆SU☆KI

[unlightmusic]

°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°く☆た☆ば☆れ°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[idolworship]

hate me or love me so long as you think of me ☆
what is love if not disease of thought?
and hate if not the same?
so long as you allow a shard of my heart to reside within yours
i'll always be beside you, belle~chan ♡

[unlightmusic]

that sounds annoying so ill see if i can exorcise u from myself asap

[idolworship]

now now
don't be like that
what if that just makes me into a
vengeful spirit instead?

[unlightmusic]

... is there anything u would be vengeful of in the 1st place?

[idolworship]

hmmm
well
one time my lion gave someone else more attention than me

[unlightmusic]

ok then i will proceed with the extraction plan *＊✿❀fare thee well from my heart aichan❀✿＊*

[idolworship]

( his reply is a succinct link to,
https://youtu.be/Tim5nU3DwIE?t=19 ,
from the hit franchise Space Wars, )