TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[maskreant]

yes.

[roughplayer]

DIE.

[usurpers]

He’s not denying it, either.

[maskreant]

i was just going along with it, but you're right.

[usurpers]

So that’s why he likes dogs.

[roughplayer]

[[ HE CAN'T TELL THEM APART REALLY WELL SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF USING IMGUR ICONS ]]

You're right, I like dogs more than people. When they're dumbasses, at least they're not this much of a hassle!

[usurpers]

Dogs aren’t even dumbasses. They’re smart and know what to do to get what they want.

[roughplayer]

Right. Honestly they're better at admitting they need help or just want company. We've got a bit of a language barrier is all.

[usurpers]

Have you ever met a dog that lies?

[roughplayer]

It's way too expensive of a passion to be something I'd want to be into. So fucking stop this stupid roadtrip into the depths of depravity right now.

[usurpers]

Wait, why is it expensive?

[roughplayer]

They commission artists for stuff, like artwork and costumes.

Eren when did you learn about this?

[usurpers]

Like two months ago.