TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[roughplayer]

The difference between us is you can't shove dollar bills down Mizuki's shirt. I'm a little sexier.

[maskreant]

[ ohhh mY God?????? ]

i don't think that's how it works.

[roughplayer]

Since when did you care about sensibilities? I actually like it.

[maskreant]

okay.

[maskreant]

calm down, pervert.

[roughplayer]

You're a pervert too!

[maskreant]

get back to me when you've sorted out your kinks.

[roughplayer]

Leave them alone, they haven't gotten me kicked in the face yet.

[maskreant]

that isn't why i got kicked in the face.

[roughplayer]

I don't think you'll tell me why you did but anyways Are you having fun there? I live with you, you know. I could go and kick you in the face. That would be kind of fun.

[maskreant]

i tickled him.

p.s. i don't think your leg is long enough.