TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[unlightmusic]

............. gamigami ^^ Just how old do you think I am? ^^

[roughplayer]

In how long you've been on this earth, maturity, or sex appeal?

[unlightmusic]

hah? the fuck you getting at?

[roughplayer]

Is your thought process immature too?

[unlightmusic]

are u really looking for a fight? because i'll seriously take u on with that kinda attitude i get the first two but i have no idea what the third one means ok? what the fuck does sex appeal have to do with age?

[roughplayer]

Be my guest. You just look young, I mistook you for younger. It's better to piss you off than have you use these ^^ like a passive aggressive baby.

1/2

[unlightmusic]

[W O W THAT DOES IT. The "Suzu Kiryu is typing..." message appears and disappears at a steady interval, implying she was writing something very lengthy, something on the level of that Navy Seals copypasta. This is gonna be the shit, this is gonna be good, it'll put him in his place... No one's gonna call her a baby and get away with it---]

[unlightmusic]

[But then, the typing suddenly stops.

"Baby," huh? That stupid Student Council President called her that too in that other life, all because she couldn't handle the truth about something---Actually, someone. Maybe Kazuki was onto something, because she's not sure she can handle the memory that flooded her mind despite having a life where she never met that person.

... After a period of nothing, her messages suddenly are more carefully written:]

Sorry.
I just remembered something
and I need to go think about it.

[It almost looks like it's copping out, but at this point, she doesn't really care. But...]

You got a point though.
It's pretty uncool to get mad and violent at someone who's got enough balls to be honest.


Well
laterz