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un: dave medium dick energy strider

[parodeity]

im just ignoring like all of this to point out that in only two more days i will be free from the shackledom of teenagerhood
finally an Adult
lets all have a moment of silent fear for that reality
sure i pay bills and shit but now my chronological age concurs with my activities
granted like what the fuck does 20 do really beyond make you not a teen
you still cant legally drink
not that any of us illegally drink right
yeah
that sounds legit

anyway i formally request a dinosaur thnx for listening

[thesettingsun]

I've got a dinosaur picture book, you want that?

[parodeity]

would you think less of me for saying hell yes

[thesettingsun]

Not in the slightest. Guess that's one gift I can check off my list.

[parodeity]

im excessively flattered i made the list tbh

[thesettingsun]

Of course you're on the list, we're friends??

[That may have just been shitposting, but Shuji is alarmed it was ever in doubt.]

[parodeity]

whats my list ranking

[thesettingsun]

I don't have them ranked, Dave, they're my friends. And if I did you would have just dropped down one for even asking.

[parodeity]

ok like what would hypothetically make me rise through the ranks like an avenging hero once again

[thesettingsun]

Inviting me over to pet your cat again.

[parodeity]

shuji i am starting to think my cat ranks more highly than me

[thesettingsun]

That's because she does.

[frostythehitman]

you already got a dinosaur
or did you already forget about me

[parodeity]

james my dude no offense but youre less reptilian than the kinda dinosaur im gunning for

[frostythehitman]

no but i am ancient
doesn't that count for points

[parodeity]

maybe if you dress up like a dinosaur

[frostythehitman]

i already am
it's called being an old man

[ mid-30s is old!!!! right? ]

[parodeity]

dude youre still you
i mean
unless you get back the 30+ years of experience
but otherwise youre just james in a slightly bigger meatsuit

[frostythehitman]

then what do you call it if i had 70+ years experience when i was still normal age

[parodeity]

comic book style bullshit tbh

[frostythehitman]

well there WERE comic books about me
but not about being a weird teen-old man hybrid
not even they could come up with something that wacky

un: yusuke

[fabrefactions]

I wonder that too. 18 is important, yet so is 21, even though we are no longer teenagers at 20.

I wonder who decides these things.





... Also dinosaurs are extinct. I apologise if you were somehow unaware.

[parodeity]

i will accept fake dinosaurs
but also
if anyone could bring dinosaurs back to life
itd be all of us

[fabrefactions]

Fake ones? Like toys or models?

[parodeity]

yes
i mean yes in both ways
like that is what i would accept
but also we could probably bring those back to life
i bet someone has that ability