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Posting from this network, you'd probably assume I got my job back. Hey users. For those of you who're new, my name is Zee. Sorry to say it, but you've been pulled into the Retrospec project now. Not sure what that is? Get someone else to explain it to you, there're plenty of people who've been around for way longer than deserved.

So…you'd probably assume I got my job back, and I kind of did. I kind of did, but there's a funny little thing about Retrospec and memories. Let me tell you a brief story.

Once upon a time, there were the four founders who came to this planet, founded the city of Recollé and started the Retrospec project. Yeah. Another planet. They're technically aliens, I might technically be an alien, some of YOU might be aliens, it's hard to say. So anyway you have the four founders: Spinnato, Cavendish, Mahoney and Vanderweele. These four created an ideal project to protect life on other planets, offer inhabitants a safe haven to recover from tragic events of their world that were being destroyed (as planets are wont to do) and "regrow" the place you once called home. The problem is that the four of them weren't entirely in agreement on what sort of people should be "worthy" of being saved, or who should be able to become part of the Retrospec project to preserve their souls and recreate what was lost. Souls are a tricky thing. I should know, given I think mine was floating around in the endless abyss for a few months while my body regenerated.

There was such a controversy amongst the founders that one of them, Vanderweele, ended up wiping out an entire family line. There are relatives left from the Spinnato family. Cavendish and Mahoney decided to spearhead the project themselves and sentenced Vanderweele to life in solitary confinement. Once that happened, they began changing how the project was one. They hired some of their own family members. They changed and became the "new" Retrospec.

Vanderweele's not dead though. And as a master of illusion, you can guess where this story is going. I'm not going to do this vague and hiding bullshit that the company's fond of: Vanderweele is out there and meddling with the affairs of this city to overthrow and regain control of the project. All of these weird storms that are happening, the things that mess with your soul? That's Vanderweele's work.

So why am I telling you this?

…Vanderweele got to Retrospec. A lot of you asked if Retrospec knew I was alive again and at the time I didn't know if they did or not, so when I got back to this layer (thank you, by the way. All of you.), I went to headquarters. Everyone inside doesn't even seem to remember that they were working on the project. I don't know WHAT he did, but their memories…everything's scrambled. The entire tech department resigned and I'm not sure if Maurice thinks he's working in a normal mailroom or what. They're almost on the same layer that you guys are before you wake up. Or that's how it seems anyway.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it looks like it's just you and me.

We need to start moving and putting a stop to this to fix everything. I'm not saying you have to. If you want to sit this one out, fine, but I have a feeling most of you want to do something about this. Bring people back to themselves. That kind of thing. You're all pretty stubborn from what I've noticed and that's the good thing.

There are some things I need to check. I'm learning how everything works here and I'm trying to understand all of their notes, not to mention I need to retrieve a few things and wait for a field agent but you'll hear from me soon. I have an idea, but these things take time.

Stick together. Talk to each other. Keep focused.

Oh. I guess also I should mention I moved offices? I'll be staying at headquarters for a while but my remote office is easier to access. Head to the public library, you should be set to get past the scanners on the back of the building and the door will appear for you. I'll be reachable by text, too.

Good luck. Be in touch soon.

Zee Carlisle
Hiring Manager
Retr

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There are totally people with pet owls online

What's a nimbus 2001?

No one else has a pet owl that can deliver letters to any person by simply telling it the intended recipient's name.

A Nimbus 2001 is a magic flying broomstick.

[Broomstick.......]

Are you a witch? Or wait, is it warlock?

WIZARD!

I didn't know wizards used broomsticks.

There's a whole sport played on them. It's called Quidditch.

How does that work?

There are two teams with seven players (all on brooms of course).

The Quidditch Pitch has three goal posts on each end. Each worth 10 points.

Four balls:

Quaffle: Red ball the chasers pass around on to shoot through the goal posts.

Bludgers (2): Cast iron balls that magically fly around knocking people off of their brooms (broken bones and head injuries are a possibility).

The Golden Snitch: a walnut sized golden ball with wings that fly around really fast. If caught, it is worth 150 points and the game is over.

Players:

Keeper: Guards the goal posts and prevents the other team from scoring points.
Chaser (3): pass the quaffle around and scores points
Beaters (2): They carry around small bats and hits the bludgers at the opposing team.
Seeker: Catches the golden snitch.

There is no time limit to the game.

What happens if the snitch gets lost?

Then the game never ends. That's why the Seeker is so important.

[He doesn't actually know, but... tis fun to play with people.]

...That sounds awful to play

I've played games for hours before but not being able to quit forever would suck

That's Quidditch!

It even has a world cup! My other self watched a game once! It was between Belgium and Ireland!

Did the world cup last for days?

No. It was only a few hours. Belgium caught the snitch, but Ireland won with the most points.

Oh good

Watching a single game for that long doesn't sound very fun

You would of you loved the sport! My other self even played int in school.

I love esports but I don't think I could handle multiple days of the same match

After a while it's just like, come on, who's won already!!

You don't have much patience do you? You should work on that.

Considering... this app you now have. So much... patience...

I'm busy! I have a lot of things I want to do in this life.

Well, Retrospec takes it upon itself to ruin those plans.

They ruined mine.

What were yours?

To finally settle down and have a normal life.

[Derek... that's so ambiguous!]

[Yeah, no kidding.]

Oh. Well, yeah, with a plan like that, that makes sense.