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[recollecters]

So here's the thing… We have a lot of work left to do. Those of you who ventured down below got a taste of what we're looking at and hopefully that means we can make better preparations. I'm working on opening a new portal based on your energy readings and getting it to stabilize itself so you aren't stuck down there longer than you have to be. May take a few days, but I'm hoping to get a map drawn up, too. How many of you have been out to Magatus? You might wanna compare notes…the influence started spreading even further. It's better to bring everything and everyone out there back to the city where we can put up forcefields and I can monitor from here. So what am I saying? I need two teams, a rescue team and an exploration team. Take some time to decide, figure out your skills, organize and arm yourselves. Assignments will go out when you're ready, and when I'm ready. Oh yeah…and if you're interested in working for me directly? Send me your résumé. Zee Carlisle Hiring Manager Retrspec Incorporated Characters' display names are the same as whatever has been previously chosen and are permanently locked in! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given, though you're free to hit up his individual inbox later. As a friendly reminder, you may also claim one of this month's freebie by submitting a thread from this mod post. This thread must be 10 comments from you and submitted before AC closes.

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[jurai]

[Logged in as BIG DECK ENERGY as always.]

So I guess all that stuff with the fire and last month was just...

What

'Interning'?


Also what if a ticket from Retrospec is an item that's

Bigger than the mailbox

[frostythehitman]

don't worry
the mailbox is bigger on the inside

[jurai]

Really?

So it's like


Hammerspace or whatever?

[frostythehitman]

sure
i saw someone get a live goose out of it once
and i put a full extended arm in there once and set it on fire
not only did it manage to fit, it wasn't even damaged by the fire

[jurai]

[Hm. Well that certainly makes sense...]

Mine's

About six feet long I'd say

[frostythehitman]

so you'll have to take a few steps back to get it all the way out of the mailbox
just don't walk into traffic while you're getting it out and you should be fine
what did you even get that's so big anyway

[fiddlestick]

Huh? What of yours could be bigger than mailbox?

[You're like...broke??]

[jurai]

[RUDE AS FUCK!! He's rich impaired!]

Well it looks like I had another weapon back in my past life

This one's really big

[fiddlestick]

A really big weapons?

[!!!!]

Was it a mech?? I thought that was Rean's!

[jurai]

No and yes?

It's a double blade kind of thing


But I have a mech too. It's named

Ordine?

Man we really HAVEN'T gotten together to catch up on memories.

[fiddlestick]

A double blade...sounds cool!

What?? really??

Yeah no kidding! I know we've been busy but I had NO idea you got a mech too!

Also I'm a little jealous.

[usurpers]

What the fuck did you say you had

[godcards]

The last two years have been "interning."

What I want to know is, why bother ordering us all around and then say he'll offer someone a job? Seems a little backwards, don't you think? We're always doing Retrospec's work for them.

[jurai]

You hit the nail on the head

Doubt they'll compensate us either--not like we can put down 'Retrospec' as our employer on our taxes

So yeah, pretty damn rich of them to offer it now

[godcards]

The only other thing that they could offer is additional powers or protection from this warped reality, but that's still not worth it when you have to pledge allegiance to their weird cult that is causing all the problems they want to solve. Vanderweele is only a complication. Retrospec is just as responsible, and that includes Zee, as their employee.

But who knows, maybe it's a cushy $150k/yr job. If Zee is a hiring manager, he should know how to make an appealing hiring ad...

[jurai]

That brings up a bigger issue, then. Like

If they had the power to protect us more than what they already can, then they've been holding back on helping us and watched us like lab mice. Heh, not lookin' too good for them no matter what they offer

150k a year does sound pretty enticing...

[godcards]

What, you think we AREN’T lab mice? That’s pretty funny.

I’m doubtful they can offer an attractive salary, or Zee would have said something. Still, it’d be nice... I could buy an Audi.

[blondferret]

What did you get in the mailbox?

[jurai]

I think it's this double blade weapon I saw in one of my memories. That thing's gotta be at least 6 feet long

[blondferret]

You'll be fine. I got a huge trunk with all my wizard school supplies for fist year in side once. If it can fit that, it can fit your sword.

[jurai]

Hammerspace mailbox...Can't wait to lug that giant thing home trying not to get arrested

[tarotcards]

[ souji's username is still that cat kaomoji that i can't be bothered to c/p right now but you know who this is. ]

Hey, so, this has absolutely nothing to do with your post but my curiosity is burning and I must know:







does your BIG DECK ENERGY apply to your chest as well?

[jurai]

[Ah yes he recognizes you, secret admirer.]






Are you asking me my boob size

now that i am back from the rl dead...... show him those tiddies

[tarotcards]

Yes.

Please satisfy my curiosity.

WELCOME BACK FRIEND

[jurai]

You're a bold one

I can hook you up with some pictures



For a price