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[recollecters]

I'll keep this short and to the point to give you guys time to strategize, catch up, all of that. Congrats on your Magatus missions. Looks like everything's been cleared out as best as we can, but the region's been evacuated thanks to a couple of factors. The new problem is we just added a bunch of people to city limits. I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news: need some people out in Pesgare to do some deepdiving and recovery. It doesn't look like there's anything out there that'll kill you, but I need something from down there to stabilize Recollé itself. Good news: got the subway working. Did you know it was just about coding? That's a little crazy to me and okay, I might have found out on accident, but…whatever was blocking exits from the city was just a false creation. It means getting out of here and checking out the progress outside. The trains will be ready for departure in about a week, I'll get some maps drawn up and everything. I could really use some of you on location scouting. Finally…who knows about machinery? We've got a problem we should probably look into, but keeping track of that eye's a huge pain in the ass. Discuss, get in touch with me, prepare. You know the drill. Zee Carlisle Hiring Manager Retrspec Incorporated Characters' display names are the same as whatever has been previously chosen and are permanently locked in! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given, though you're free to hit up his individual inbox later. As a friendly reminder, you may also claim one of this month's freebie by submitting a thread from this mod post. This thread must be 10 comments from you and submitted before AC closes.

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[motiv8]

please don't give him ideas i live with him half the time

How innocent a question

[flametheif40]

Half? Why only Half?

He's your roommate isn't he?

[motiv8]

No, actually

I live in a single dorm. I don't have a roommate

He's my boyfriend

[flametheif40]

[.....

Al sits on that for a bit, wait...if they are a couple and they "creatively shared a pizza pocket", does that mean...

Wait, this is Rean here, he got blackmailed for being TOO into anime, so that means...

UGH! BASICALLY, ANYTHING GOES!]

OH! So how often does he do something crazy like the blue gataraide and rice deal?

[motiv8]

[Rean Schrödinger?]

He is banned from my rice cooker until further notice for that one. It happened once, and on my watch never again

[jurai]

Truth

Greedy bastard won't even let me use it to make pancakes anymore

[flametheif40]

...to make pancakes?

What other unholy things have you done to food?

[motiv8]

In his defense, the pancakes were delicious.

[flametheif40]

With a rice cooker?

I barely bake but...pancakes out of a rice cooker?

Don't you use a pan for that?

[jurai]

Place a little trust in ol' Crow

Google it

And you'll see why I'm a genius

1/2

[flametheif40]

Dude, I JUST MET YOU!

2/2

[flametheif40]

Holy shit that is a thing....and it looks GOOD!

[motiv8]

Can confirm, it was delicious!

As for trusting Crow... well, if you can trust me? I trust him with my life. He's a weirdo for sure, but once you get past that, he's a great guy.

[flametheif40]

Well, it was essentialy "take cooking advice from mr.blue rice" didn't exactly sound like the best source for cooking tips.

And yeah, trust him with your life, just not the rice cooker :P

Not that I can say much about being a weirdo for reasons we agreed to never speak of.

[motiv8]

Okay, that's fair. Never take cooking advice from Crow. Unless it's about seafood, he's pretty good with that.

And while you have a point... the rice cooker has already seen enough horrors, don't you think?

[flametheif40]

Oh yeah, rice cooker needs therapy after doctor blue rice conducted diabolical experiments on it.

[jurai]

HAHA 'WEIRDO'? I'm not sure if I should be blushing or offended

A guy tries to get rid of an entire case of gatorade that his boyfriend bought and suddenly no one trusts me on cooking anymore!

[He teases, before getting back down to reality.]

Seriously, though, I'm not as much of a disaster in the kitchen as my curiosity makes me look

[flametheif40]

You could have drank them instead of tramatizing the rice cooker, did you ask the rice cooker's consent? :P

Well...two people vouch for you, so I GUESS I have to believe them. Maybe if I could taste some of your cooking I would be more convinced.

[jurai]

Believe me, you get real tired of Gatorade once you're on #20

But sure

I could probably get some fish off my job and whip something up. Maybe if my current concoction passes the Rean Schwarzer test you'll get a sample

[flametheif40]

20?! HOW MUCH DID YOU BUY REAN?!

Is that what your going to tell Mr.Rice cooker? Who might have to go to the witness protection program?

[Al is Laughing, thinking how crazy and stupid it would be, to break into their place and steal the rice cooker, just to reference this joke]

[motiv8]

A case... that was back during the heatwave, when I was living in my dorm on the seventh floor without AC. Crow found out about that and had me move in with him til the heatwave ended, so my Gatorade came along too

[flametheif40]

Oh...fair enough.

Wait, the same place when you got my magic for a bit?

[motiv8]

Yeah, that would have been around the same time.

[jurai]

What's this about magic


Reannnnn, you got some splainin to doooooo!!!

[motiv8]

It was only for, like, a day!

Al and I accidentally wound up switching powers. So I got his fire... genie... knife... thing, and he had to teach me how to use it.

He got my sensing powers, they didn't go over well.