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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee wANNA BE NEXT? i NEED SOMETHING FOR THIS 포도주
Yoon-sung Lee hOLD ON SOMETHINGS WRONG HERE

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato So it's true what they say about crazed murderers huh. That they start off with something small like innocent little fruit and then move on to bigger targets. Aren't you moving a bit too fast though...

Yuki Sato Wait what's wrong Are you okay

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee aRE YOU THE ONE THAT PUT THE NOTES ON MY BACK?


Yoon-sung Lee i CAN'T GET OUT OF CAPSLOCK

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato What? No! Are you sure you didn't leave notes on your chair and then sit on them? And what do they say anyways?

Yuki Sato Is that why you're doing that....I thought you were just mad or something. Have you tried turning your phone off and turning it back on?

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee tHAT i KILLED yOUNG-jOO kIM. i DON'T KNOW A yOUNUG-jOO kIM. hOW COULD i KILL SOMEONE IF i DON'T KNOW THEM?

[...]
Yoon-sung Lee oH. wHY DIDN'T i THINK OF THAT?

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato Maybe they meant it for someone else? Maybe you have a murderer on your team at work? Have you tried googling Young-Joo Kim?

Yuki Sato I'm not sure. That's usually the first thing I do...did it work?

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee There. That worked. Back to normal.
Yoon-sung Lee This was a couple days ago at that book thingy. But whatever, it's still a bit weird. There are like hundreds of Young-Joo Kims in Korea alone.
Yoon-sung Lee I'm not taking the blame for something someone else did.

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato Wait....didn't someone say those were secrets? So you had someone else's secret on your back? Are you sure you don't know a murderer?

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee Actually that's not what it means just. Hang on a second.
Yoon-sung Lee 당신은 총을 들지 않았지만 여전히 김영주를 죽였을 것입니다.
Yoon-sung Lee Basically 'You are to blame even if you did not hold the weapon.'

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato Huh.

....so it is supposed to be about you? But what's the point if you don't even know who Young-Joo Kim is? Wouldn't it be better if the note was "Remember Young-Joo Kim? Of course not, but here's a folder of newspaper clippings I collected so read it and educate yourself."

Or is that too heavy to tape onto someone's back?

Yuki Sato Are you sure someone isn't just out to scam you or something? Kind of sounds like a scam.

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee I guess so? I can't see anyone else around here who is Korean except David but he's more American than I am. I dunno. Should ask the note writer.

Yoon-sung Lee Nope. Not a single hint of a scam sorry.

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato But if it's not a scam, then why? Is it just to make you feel sort of generally guilty? Have you tried checking the note for fingerprints?

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee Who knows? I got rid of it so can't do that. I just thought it was a stupid joke or something.

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato It's too late to say this now but you probably should have kept it as evidence. I mean, I got one too and I kept it. Even if it was just about some super boring, old thing I did when I was a kid and didn't know any better.

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee I'm not in some kind of cop drama thinking that I need every shred of evidence to keep the killer from coming after me.

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato I doubt that the characters in a cop drama think "wow I'm in a cop drama, might as well keep every shred of evidence" either. But it's not like storing a piece of paper is hard, right?

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee I hate having anything laying around cluttering up my house.

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato I definitely get that, but that's what binders are for. Or if you want to get really fancy, you can get an accordion folder.

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee Those stay at the office or I'll get hives and have to go out and drink.

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato You should go see a doctor about your stationery allergy.
Yuki Sato What about a box?
You could put cat stickers on it.

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee I only see doctors if they're pretty.
Yoon-sung Lee That's an office thing too.

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato That's so shallow.
Yuki Sato Put it in a plastic supermarket bag then.

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee At least I won't drown in trying to find a real meaning to love.
Yoon-sung Lee Who uses plastic?

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato No, but you'll still die from complications if there's a shortage of doctors that you find pretty. That would be the real tragedy.
Yuki Sato Most people. But you can have a supermarket bag made with your choice of biodegradable, organic materials instead.

[vendettastool]

[he replies this way because of fruit + vodka so forgive him~]

Yoon-sung Lee Of course it will be a real tragedy!
Yoon-sung Lee I'm too perfect to die before I manage to leave all my money to a perfect copy of me!
Yoon-sung Lee I don't know what my housekeeper uses but I refuse to use it anyways.
Yoon-sung Lee All paperwork stays out of my sight because I says so.