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〤 VIDEO
[retrospec is treated today to a whole lot of skin. some RU students might recognise this exhibitionist as the much overworked first-year VP of RU's swimming team. others might recognise him simply as someone in need of a shirt]
Oi, RU students, listen up.
[luckily, this half-naked guy has some interesting accessories to keep him warm. they're doing a good job of it, if the colour on his deadpan face is anything to go by]
Dedication. Teamwork. Passion. Strength of character.
[as he's talking, he crosses his arms, and the floaties squeak!! around his biceps. a red eye twitches, ever-so-slightly]
These are just some of the qualities that we cultivate in the RU swimming team. If you want to be pushed to greater heights, if you have an athletic dream you want to pursue, or if you just have a love of the water, there's a team waiting for you. We work hard, and we get results. Slackers need not apply.
Seize the opportunity to be more, with us.
[the tube slips down his waist a little, squeak-a-squeak!!]
So.... [a yawning chasm of silence here] ....h-hop along and sign up at the bulletin board outside the RU natatorium, today.
Oi, RU students, listen up.
[luckily, this half-naked guy has some interesting accessories to keep him warm. they're doing a good job of it, if the colour on his deadpan face is anything to go by]
Dedication. Teamwork. Passion. Strength of character.
[as he's talking, he crosses his arms, and the floaties squeak!! around his biceps. a red eye twitches, ever-so-slightly]
These are just some of the qualities that we cultivate in the RU swimming team. If you want to be pushed to greater heights, if you have an athletic dream you want to pursue, or if you just have a love of the water, there's a team waiting for you. We work hard, and we get results. Slackers need not apply.
Seize the opportunity to be more, with us.
[the tube slips down his waist a little, squeak-a-squeak!!]
So.... [a yawning chasm of silence here] ....h-hop along and sign up at the bulletin board outside the RU natatorium, today.
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[FITE HIM]
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of course i like swimming! i've been swimming my whole life, and i'm aiming olympic! don't question my commitment, because it's 120%!
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What's the point of going all shirtless macho if you're just gonna sound like you're presenting a powerpoint on bibliographies LOL
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and it's a swim team, we're always shirtless.
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rin you're wearing a jacket in the picture...]That's you in the video, isn't it?! Then you're already a promoter!
Stiffs like you really make me weep! If your heart's in it, then you can sell it! There's this thing called sincerity! You should use it!! (ﾉ｀Д´)ﾉ
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[ why tho ]
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But for the right price... c(ﾟ^ ﾟ )
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if you can't do it, you can't do it...
my brain can't decide on single or double spacing...
But fine. You want your free awesome promo? You'll get it. What's your swim team's selling point?
follow your heart
did you not listen? dedication, teamwork, passion, strength of character, personal betterment
my heart says triple spacing
"For every second you aren't with us, you're literally closer to becoming a piece of trash."
your dreams are beautiful
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Do you ever think about how swimming as a sport is just going back and forth in a line really fast in the water
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don't talk shit about swimming just because it's not your thing.
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I'm not trashing your dumb sport! It's not my fault it sounds so inherently lame. (`口´)
Forget it, you've got no sense of fun. I'm not putting on floaties for a stick in the mud. The floaties would be a lie!!! (#`皿´)