> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

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[alienates]

Then it's probably just a friend date.
Which is something that you already do so I guess it works out.

[sharplydressed]

good point
that's when you take advantage of the chaos to book it out the front door (｀・ω・´)b
just make sure to pay so you can still come back later!

[AS IF ANY SANE PERSON WOULD.]

[constellates]

that is very true
i love friend dates
we should go on one again

[alienates]

Oh good point
Landing on one of those boards filled with pictures of people who are banned is really embarrassing right??
Especially if people you know go there.

[ they're dumb ]

[alienates]

I should have seen that coming and yet I still walked right into it, with my eyes closed and arms wide open.

[tearable]

Trust me, chickens are so far down the list of what someone could possibly want in a newly bought house.

[ Think of the floor. The yard. The anything. ]

[alienates]

Unless you are an avid chicken lover who gives zero regards to the state of your home.
Which.......... does not seem likely to be a category you would fall under.

[constellates]

eyes closed and arms wide open
like asking for a hug
i understand !
both a hug and a friend date
coming right up

[alienates]

Oh my god
Ok here's the friend date Anya
We're going bowling

[constellates]

do you like bowling ?
ok

[alienates]

I dunno
I've never been so I guess I can find out if I like bowling.

[constellates]

funny !
ok we will go bowling
it is not that hard
unless you want a lot of strikes
and then it is very hard ?

[alienates]

I plan on getting every single strike there is, Anya.
I am going to be come king of the bowling alley and you will be my witness.

[constellates]

exciting !
i think if you get a high score
we will get free pizza ?
counting on you !

[alienates]

I will get us so much free pizza that you will become sick of it.
I hope you're ready for this.

[constellates]

all hail karkat
bowling alley king !

[alienates]

My crown shall be pin shaped.
Although slightly less stupid because I'd look goddamn ridiculous wearing what looks like a bowling pin on my head.

[constellates]

i think that is what they call
a pin head

so not for karkat

[alienates]

[ okay that made him laugh. ]

True
I will take a normal crown then.
I will accept one bought off the internet.

[constellates]

what color !

[alienates]

Uhhhhh
Grey.

[constellates]

you mean silver

[just

letting him know]

[alienates]

Yeah that's what I said.

[ no it wasn't ]

[constellates]

yes
very close
a silver crown !

[alienates]

Ok I will accept my silver crown.
I will let you have a gold crown. You can be the bowling queen.