> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[alienates]

I plan on getting every single strike there is, Anya.
I am going to be come king of the bowling alley and you will be my witness.

[constellates]

exciting !
i think if you get a high score
we will get free pizza ?
counting on you !

[alienates]

I will get us so much free pizza that you will become sick of it.
I hope you're ready for this.

[constellates]

all hail karkat
bowling alley king !

[alienates]

My crown shall be pin shaped.
Although slightly less stupid because I'd look goddamn ridiculous wearing what looks like a bowling pin on my head.

[constellates]

i think that is what they call
a pin head

so not for karkat

[alienates]

[ okay that made him laugh. ]

True
I will take a normal crown then.
I will accept one bought off the internet.

[constellates]

what color !

[alienates]

Uhhhhh
Grey.

[constellates]

you mean silver

[just

letting him know]

[alienates]

Yeah that's what I said.

[ no it wasn't ]

[constellates]

yes
very close
a silver crown !

[alienates]

Ok I will accept my silver crown.
I will let you have a gold crown. You can be the bowling queen.

[constellates]

really ?
i do not have to do anything ?

[alienates]

You have to bowl at least one strike.

[constellates]

oh !
easy
i can do that !

[she's starting to think she can do anything

stop her]

[alienates]

[ anya is unstoppable ]

Then you will get a matching gold crown and we will make the bowling alley our kingdom for a thousand years.

[constellates]

a whole thousand years
what will our first rule be ?

[alienates]

The very first thing I want to do is ban fruit with faces.
That'll solve like half our problems.

[constellates]

just cover the face with peanut butter

[alienates]

Anya I am not putting peanut butter on lemons.
That sounds disgusting?
Like a horrible mesh of things that should not go together. An abomination of the food triangle.

[constellates]

why do you eat the outside of the lemon
not good

[alienates]

Ok but you put lemon chunks into your drinks right??
What if there's residue peanut butter on them?

[constellates]

you squeeze the lemon ?
yes ?
do you put in the entire lemon
why

[alienates]

Wait
Are you telling me you don't just put the lemon chunks in the drink??
I thought that's what you're supposed to do.