> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[alienates]

Oh good point
Landing on one of those boards filled with pictures of people who are banned is really embarrassing right??
Especially if people you know go there.

[ they're dumb ]

[sharplydressed]

then they'd spread stories about you!
like
oh it's that guy who pretended to be deathly allergic to lemons just to skip out on the bill
kids do the darndest things
(do old people even say that anymore)

[Competing in the moron olympics: these two.]

[alienates]

Maybe I was miraculously cured??
Hallelujah, it's an act from god, I have been rid of this tragic lemon allergy through the grace of prayer.

[sharplydressed]

well now that you have your cover story and miraculous recovery all set and ready to go, nothing's stopping you! (´∀`)

[alienates]

Just so you know
If I get arrested I will take you down with me.

[sharplydressed]

i'll be seeing you in jail, then! ☆*ヾ(-∀・*)*+☆

[alienates]

Most people end up shanking the ones who send them to jail you know.
I am pretty sure that's how it works?

[sharplydressed]

oh, true...（´︿｀）
well
just make sure to stab my bad side so they can photo my good side b(￣▽￣*)

[alienates]

Alright it's a deal.
Let's virtually shake on this agreement on getting shanked.

[sharplydressed]

🤝
sealed deal!
no going back now

[alienates]

Wait
Shit if you actually get stabbed now what if this is used as evidence against me??

[sharplydressed]

should have thought about that one before you decided to sign yourself up for this (๑ゝڡ◕๑)

[alienates]

When I die I am adding you to the list of people I'm going to haunt.

[sharplydressed]

okay but
how are you going to haunt me if i'm already dead and stabbed
are we going ghost inception here

[alienates]

I am sure it is completely possible to haunt other ghosts
What the fuck do ghosts even do if you're not haunting each other?

[sharplydressed]

haunt the living duh
but i guess that's a pretty one-sided friendship...
wow （・□・）
do you think that means that all ghost friendships are basically just mutual hauntings?

[alienates]

Probably.
Maybe that's how ghost dating works too.
Sometimes you take the haunting to the next level.

[sharplydressed]

you know
this is way more thought than i ever imagined myself putting into ghost relationships

[alienates]

We might as well get it figured out now so we save ourselves time and trouble later on.
Hopefully much much much later on

[sharplydressed]

that's the kind of curse i definitely don't want to deal with
i'm young
i have so much life left to live before i start haunting people to make friends （・∩・）

[alienates]

I mean to be fair
I am pretty sure there are plenty of people alive who haunt people to make friends.

[sharplydressed]

wow...
i mean true
but it sounds pretty sad when you put it like that

it also opens up a whole new world of ghosting jokes though

[Just end him here.]

[alienates]

Is this an insight to what your love life is like, dude?

[sharplydressed]

no way!
my love life isn't that sad
and i'm not that rude
mostly

[Mostly. He's not rude when it counts, okay.]

[alienates]

I'm just saying that in case that it IS
This is a no judgment zone.
Ok there is a little judging but not as much as it could be