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3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

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Ok I will accept my silver crown.
I will let you have a gold crown. You can be the bowling queen.

really ?
i do not have to do anything ?

You have to bowl at least one strike.

oh !
easy
i can do that !

[she's starting to think she can do anything

stop her]

[ anya is unstoppable ]

Then you will get a matching gold crown and we will make the bowling alley our kingdom for a thousand years.

a whole thousand years
what will our first rule be ?

The very first thing I want to do is ban fruit with faces.
That'll solve like half our problems.

just cover the face with peanut butter

Anya I am not putting peanut butter on lemons.
That sounds disgusting?
Like a horrible mesh of things that should not go together. An abomination of the food triangle.

why do you eat the outside of the lemon
not good

Ok but you put lemon chunks into your drinks right??
What if there's residue peanut butter on them?

you squeeze the lemon ?
yes ?
do you put in the entire lemon
why

Wait
Are you telling me you don't just put the lemon chunks in the drink??
I thought that's what you're supposed to do.

anyas family squeezes the lemon juice into the drink
but you can have your lemon chunks

I mean
You can squeeze it I guess??

You could always try squeezing some and then putting chunks in it.

would there be anything left in the chunk
that is the peanut butter problem again

We can leave stuff in the chunks!
Otherwise it would probably be like sticking lemon carcasses into your drink.

and they will still be smiling
worrying

The whole always smiling no matter what thing is really fucking weird right?
Even if they aren't sentient it still makes the whole thing creepier.
I would prefer if they actually changed facial expressions at this point.

but then they would look sad
when they are eaten
then i cannot eat them

To be fair
Looking happy at being eaten really is not that much better.
It's pretty masochistic isn't it?

i do not like to think about it

At least it's only those four fruit and not ALL fruit.
But I guess it's because only those four were apart of the fruity rumpus asshole factory.....

what is the last thing you said

What??
Fruity rumpus asshole factory
What about it?

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