> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

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[alienates]

Alright.
Um
Preemptively thanks for the pudding

[admiringly]

it's nothing!
but um
i'm not an expert or a chef or anything
so i don't want your expectations to be too high?

[alienates]

Duly noted.
My expectations have been appropriately lowered.

[admiringly]

eh?
were your expectations actually high?

[alienates]

To be honest I wasn't even expecting you to offer to bring anything so you already exceeded them???

[admiringly]

oh yay!! i'm glad
but also you should expect it!
it's the least i should do when you're inviting me over
it's a special thing to be able to see newborns!

[alienates]

If you are very careful and if the mom lets you, you can hold one.
As long as Com lets you.
Otherwise she might attack.

[admiringly]

i really really really really really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY hope she lets me!
if not i'll just take a lot of pictures from afar
i don't want to offend the mama

[alienates]

Mother cats can be pretty temperamental especially right after they had the litter.
Or
At least mine is?? But once you win her over then it'll be fine.

[admiringly]

do you have any tips?
as the com whisperer?

[alienates]

She has a thing for socks.
Sacrifice one to her altar and she will welcome you with open paws.

[admiringly]

oh i was going to bring a blanket for the kittens
but i'll definitely bring socks now!
that's so cute
does she hoard them like a dragon does treasure or does she bat at them?

[ she's going to bring a dozen. ]

[alienates]

She likes to hide them around the apartment and then when you finally find one, she'll rush over and steal it from you and then the process starts all over again.
It;s like a really wrong version of hide and seek where you end up running out of socks to wear a lot.

[admiringly]

oh nooooo
that's really cute!!
queen com of sock kingdom
you must pay a sock tribute to enter
at least you don't have to wear socks everywhere?

[alienates]

I prefer sneakers!!!
You need socks for those!!

[admiringly]

ok how about this
if you're running low on socks let me know
i will make the proper sacrifices for com's altar

[alienates]

Wow
Pretty soon you'll replace me as her favorite human.

[admiringly]

i don't think that will ever happen
you're the com whisperer aren't you?
but i'm here to enable your sneaker wearing too

[alienates]

I don't know
If she starts getting her stash from someone other than me then she might have a change of heart.