> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[alienates]

I mean
I am pretty sure you are not on any hit lists, so I am sure you will be able to manage that goal just fine.

[appraiser]

people don't have to get murdered to die
but thanks for the vote of confidence! see? it's love

[alienates]

IT CAN'T ALL BE LOVE

[appraiser]

it's not
but most of everything you show me is
i can't help that

[alienates]

Maybe....... you are biased and are reading too into it?

[appraiser]

hmm maybe
being biased towards love isn't a bad thing though
so it's fine

[alienates]

There is a joke in there somewhere about how someone who is biased towards love saying being biased towards love isn't a bad thing is a great example of them being biased.
Toward love.

[appraiser]

lol

@ the joke, although i don't really understand it
it's better than the alternative, isn't it? being biased towards people *not* loving, unless it is explicitly shown or said

[alienates]

I guess
I don't usually assume that most people are that loving.

[appraiser]

you're surrounded by loving people though
there's your friends and family
and Anya
and me

[alienates]

[ this is the fastest karkat has ever been adopted in his entire life ]

When you say it like that if I said anything to the contrary I would sound like the biggest asshole that the universe ever spat out.

[appraiser]

lol that's because there's nothing to the contrary to say
people love you
so don't be afraid to love them back

1/2

[alienates]

I'M NOT

[alienates]

I mean
I'm not afraid of something like that.
It's just very aaahhhhhgghhhhh

[appraiser]

aaahhhhhgghhhhh = embarrassing?
it doesn't have to be to a person, you can practice by saying them to your cats, to start

[alienates]

That's also embarrassing but for a whole different set of reasons.
Is there going to be an exam on this after?
I have to successfully pass all of the love hurdles in order the graduate.

[appraiser]

lol
the final exam is me! you have to say it to me

[alienates]

If I die immediately afterwards you have to promise to bury me somewhere classy.

[appraiser]

not the graveyard?
you could also get cremated and scattered into the sea
there's also those biodegradable urns in which your ashes are used to give life to a tree
it might be nice to become a tree

[alienates]

I'd be a terrible tree.
They'd probably cut me down to build a convenience store over me or something equally as ironic.

[appraiser]

ironic because you're also always open and available to anybody who needs you 24/7? being the foundation of a convenience store doesn't sound so bad

[alienates]

Are you psychic?
Because that was exactly what I was going to say!

Except not at all.

[appraiser]

aww i thought for sure that i got it
you tell me, how are you like a convenience store?

[alienates]

I'm no one's favorite store.

Also I work at one.

[appraiser]

which store? it'll be my favorite because you are there