> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[true_noir]

One is more than enough to entitle me to be a little bit smug, Karkat. When I have accomplished two, you will be forced to say "Best three out of Five," and continue to move the goal line. You will see I am right about this, just like the last, soon enough.

[alienates]

Oh man, I cannot wait until you eat those words.
I hope you know how to season your meal with shit other than salt because believe me, your tears that will drip onto them it will be salty enough.

[true_noir]

[Ok, between this doofus and May, Chloe was finally beginning to understand the fun of trolling. It was just shit-talking back and forth and not caring if you sounded foolish to an extent. And Karkat jumped to just about any bait she tossed out there, which was the best part. He was like a punching bag to practice on.]

I am French, so of course I know how to season properly. You will see this soon enough, when you are eating a slice of what they call the humble pie. I am told it is delicious, in small doses.

[alienates]

I wouldn't know, but hey, you should tell me about it!
Maybe once you master that recipe you'll even be able to spend less money on dates because you'll be able to make your own dessert. How great.

[true_noir]

Silly boy. There is mostly tragedy to it, but one small advantage of a long distance relationship is that it is much less expensive. My money goes into savings usually instead. I will not resume the expenses of a love life until I have her here again near me.

[alienates]

That still does not make what I said any less true.

[true_noir]

I will have to keep it in consideration. You know, if you ever do manage to forcefeed me some of the stuff and get me the recipe. We may both be waiting for quite a while. I suspect your cooking skills are not quite up to snuff teaching me this lesson yet.

[alienates]

Hmmmm
That is a thing you will never find out the answer to!

[true_noir]

I pity you, living in this little world of yours, where you think you can best me. Well, you will get to exist in the imaginary world a little bit longer.

[alienates]

Do you ever actually reread what you type?
You literally sound like a story book villain.
I'm waiting for you to break into my apartment and set a spindle in there.

[true_noir]

Oh, sometimes. Does this mean that I get to put you in a death trap involving piranhas and laser beams? That's much more fun than setting up a spinning wheel in someone's apartment, after all.

[And, there you go Karkat. You just learned what kinds of movies she likes. And careful. She would be picking up all that agility she once used to sneak into lots of places very soon. She probably could leave a spindle in his apartment, if she were so inclined.]

[alienates]

Jesus, don't tell me you're into torture porn.
You do seem the type to be into people's limbs flying everywhere.
And no, that does not mean that. That was your one and only visit to my place.

[true_noir]

Heavens no! If the dashing spy can't escape the death trap to confront their cackling nemesis, it's an awful spy thriller. I need to work on your film repertoire if you don't understand this yet.

And I hardly think that will be my one and only visit. It might just become a regular venture at this rate.

[alienates]

It's almost adorable how sure you are about all of this.
I feel bad for your actual friends and how much you must meddle in their lives if this is how you are with mine.

[true_noir]

They are not nearly as stubborn as you, but they area also not nearly as plagued by little troubles as you are, either. You could easily turn into quite the little project, I must say. I haven't had one like that in a long time.

[alienates]

If you ever call me a project again I'm shitting on your lawn.

[true_noir]

Am I going to have to bring a spritz bottle with me to paper train you around my house? Do not think that I won't do this.

[She totally would.]

[alienates]

I'm blocking you.

[true_noir]

Oh very well. No spritz bottle. I think we've had enough fun with this conversation for one day anyway. Have a good evening, Karkat.

[You know, assuming he hadn't actually blocked her. That'd be a bridge she'd need to cross later if it ended up being the case.]

[alienates]

[ i don't even know if there is a block function on retrospec tbh ]

[true_noir]

[*giggles* Neither do I.]