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Comments

[rosettareflected]

Alicnya Clover It seems a little forced? And I'd rather something shorter anyway, if someone were to go that route.
Alicnya Clover Not that I'm seeking submissions at the moment, mind you! I like my name well enough as it is.

Alicnya Clover A normal bear probably wouldn't have been the kind of theme they were going for... maybe?
Alicnya Clover Still, the color removes most of the appeal.

[She thought about getting a set of those yellow glasses for computer eye strain, but then she realized the theme was itself yellow and she just wouldn't see anything well.]

[tearable]

You make them sound like some villain from a comic book. They're a company, the less we use this thing, the less they have support.

Right?

[tearable]

A fair point, which does bring the question I've wondered all along: how does it increase its users but not remove them? It seems like the userbase is getting bigger.

[daemonized]

Take context away and we all sound mad with no exception. Isn't that a comforting thought?

Still, you're not implying that you think my rename is a terrible one?

[rhapsodeity]

oh i think booty is pretty good!
although i do not know what you mean by donkeys
actually nevermind i dont want to know
this update is a lot of codswallop but to be honest mr dawes, it is kind of funny watching you of all people get hit by it!
hehehe

[rhapsodeity]

yes it was :(
i like the animal display thingies!!!!!!!!!
they are adorable
so is your username wow!
thats probably even better than elizardbeth

[rhapsodeity]

lol hi may
everyone pronounces my last name as woof anyway so i have already accepted it!
i prefer the elegance of wolf though

[rhapsodeity]

mom....
i think you are slandering my future husband.....

[samuraisoul]

Mewbei Nyankōbō Of course.
Mewbei Nyankōbō I'd never turn down someone in need.
Mewbei Nyankōbō And this is a very important matter, no?

[rhapsodeity]

oh geez chloe....
i think in the future you should tell me things pertaining to your undergarments in private just because i dont want anyone invading your dignity but i kind of understand why you just HAD to talk about it now
that is a very serious privacy invasion and it seems as though they are mocking you by placing a weapon in your intimates drawer
you dont have any recollection of it?

[rhapsodeity]

i have only messed around with 3dses in the supermarkets while mom and dad got some stuff for the house :p
roxy and dave usually have games at their house that i will play but i prefer party games
like mario party
it is a lot more fun to play with everyone!!!!!!!!!

lol
the only games i play are memory games on my cellphone and board games
every sunday with mom and dad :D

[rhapsodeity]

im going to talk to some people about it!!!!!!!!
we have a little more trouble getting animals adopted so we like to make as much as possible so we can feed them and get them toys!
although usually us volunteers end up paying out of pocket for that.................
well anyway its an excellent idea and im so glad you had it!
i bet we could do it with the birdies too

[me_matey]

kid imma pass some wisdom on to you

grab a notepad

jot this down

"what doesnt kill u makes u stronk af"

- may sfurry

[me_matey]

u may need to take a numbah girl

theres a queue out to streets full of people who wanna give these clown-ass fools a pizza they mind

[me_matey]

dawgs who live in glass kennels shouldnt be throwin bones, jack-attack

[me_matey]

PSH

elegance is overrated. boo to that.

woofs r cute fluffy hugbeasts. everyone loves woofs.

[rhapsodeity]

why not both????
i think if you cant hug a wolf then you are not a true woof :O

[liberal_arts]

Well let's hope he's not too hard on you. All of us are suffering through this latest silliness, after all.

[daemonized]

Nyardyn Mewzunia A dog, to be precise.
Nyardyn Mewzunia Has anyone intercepted whoever it is that's delivering these "packages"? Surely it's only a matter of time before it happens; a friendly sort of interrogation would be in order when it does.

[true_noir]

BlakKat I was thinking of Tim Drake actually.
BlakKat I know that he was working with technical creations, so the thought occured to me he might be able to program.
BlakKat I do not know Lee myself, but there is no reason both can't be contacted.

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking okay so that's not as weird and disturbing as I thought. that's good at least
Steven Squawking am I gonna regret asking what IS in your top ten favorite weirds?

[true_noir]

After the fruit, I think equating them to a saturday morning cartoon villain's status is not entirely inaccurate. They seem to be just that stupid at times. Though this does not make you wrong. I am not sure that we will really top, or that it will stop the visions.

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking yeah, yeah whatever. cutesy and I don't belong together still is my point
Steven Squawking that sort of makes sense. you have blue eyes and Annabeth's blonde so the color scheme matches. not sure what's up with the green but I'll take it

[true_noir]

Yes, this was not meant to be a 'personal' conversation like that. It is about the invasion of my privacy with a knife. That's what is incensing me, though I could see a reason it wouldn't be mockery.

If I were the sort of paranoid person who expected an attack, hiding a knife somewhere someone didn't expect would be good. It... kind of felt like it was there for that reason, though it still feels like they're getting really into my life.

Changing locks sounds better and better.

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking just for that I'm revoking my dinner offer
Steven Squawking ...I didn't know you had a twitch channel. I'm not surprised, but I didn't know
Steven Squawking and don't call me a noob, I know how to play well enough