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Comments

[notyourutopian]

Elliecat Pade Woof?
Elliecat Suddenly mine doesn't seem so bad...
Elliecat Cute profile pic though

[rhapsodeity]

i hate the profile picture!!!!
you can have it!!!!!

[notyourutopian]

Mine is stuck as me still.
Can't change it.
But my interface is this sort of...neon pink and yellow and blue

OH IT'S AN EASTER EGG

Wow that took way longer than it should have to figure out.

[rhapsodeity]

what!
hahahaha!!!!
ok thats kind of clever!
but pade woof is pretty terrible still and every time i comment i see a rainbow of dancing fruits with text that says remember to brush your teeth :/

[notyourutopian]

Clever could be a bit less bright maybe.
Yeah they seem to be phoning these puns in.

Is oral hygiene a constant concern of yours?

[rhapsodeity]

noooo i have good oral hygiene
my wisdom teeth havent even come in yet!
ok now its pac man exploding into a bunch of ghosts

[notyourutopian]

Oh no you have to beat the level or it'll lock up your phone!

1/2

[rhapsodeity]

dadgummit!!!!!!!!

[rhapsodeity]

wait thats not what i said
wait its not locking up my phone?

[notyourutopian]

Wow that's way better than making dave say duck

really?
Lucky.
Every time it pops up I have to beat the level before it lets me do anything else.

[rhapsodeity]

it makes duck into duck for me too :/

wow really???
that is really mean of them
im sorry eleanor :(
have you tried on a different phone or maybe a tablet?

[notyourutopian]

I suggest bloody.
It still works and it adds an element of class to a good swear.

Ugh.
I will go steal my mom's tablet and see if it does it on there.

Or I'll just learn to not be awful at pacman.

[rhapsodeity]

oh like
bloody heck!!!!!!!

lol i am not very good at video games myself
i like board games waaaaaaaaaay more :D

[notyourutopian]

Well. Except for the heck part.
NEver thought I'd miss saying H E double hockey sticks.
Hey that worked.

Me either.
I haven't really played anything since uh.

Gamecube?
My dad has a gamecube.

[rhapsodeity]

bloody mothersmucker

i have never played on that i think
i usually go to daves house to play games like that!
i would have to ask him if i played on a gamecube before
that name is pretty interesting!

[notyourutopian]

See that works!

It was mostly mario games I think?
It's kind of old now.
My sister has a 3DS but I've never tried it.

I think I'm usually too busy to sit around playing games.
...she said while sitting around texting...

[rhapsodeity]

i have only messed around with 3dses in the supermarkets while mom and dad got some stuff for the house :p
roxy and dave usually have games at their house that i will play but i prefer party games
like mario party
it is a lot more fun to play with everyone!!!!!!!!!

lol
the only games i play are memory games on my cellphone and board games
every sunday with mom and dad :D

[notyourutopian]

I always get frustrated at party games when I lose.
They are more fun though. most of the time.

I played farmville 2 for a while.
But like

I don't know I guess I'm just too easily distracted by other things for games.

[rhapsodeity]

games are a lot of fun!
i just prefer board games
i looooooove memory games!
we should play one some day!

[notyourutopian]

I can't remember the last time I played a board game.
I think it was...monopoly?
At a birthday party.

Sure I'd be down for that.
Can't go wrong with some old school fun right?

[rhapsodeity]

lol well i guess old school is one way to put it
my family and i play board games every sunday!
its a lot of fun and i guess it is no mario kart but i think its just as fun :)

[notyourutopian]

When I was younger my sister's and I played them a lot.
But then everyone got like, tablets and phones and junk and we all just...stopped.

Which is actually a shame, thinking about it.
Hm.
When would you want to play?

[rhapsodeity]

they have some on electronics, eleanor :o
i bet those are fun too

weeeelll whenever you want!
just let me know :D

[notyourutopian]

Yeah but they mostly just play minecraft.
Like. All day.
And I mean it's fun to build things but good heavens.

Uhm.
I don't know!
Do we want to make it a thing?
Invite people?

[rhapsodeity]

minecraft is just virtual legos!!!

if you want to!
i am down for that :D
the more the merrier in my book