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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[notyourutopian]

Elliecat Oh hey another good pun.
Elliecat Though yeah, they're just posting everyone's emails on here.

[wiselys]

Bark2-D2 If you like puns.
Bark2-D2 Annabark Catsellan would have made more sense.
Bark2-D2 Yes, I noticed. I suppose it was too much to hope they'd actually listen to us for once.

[notyourutopian]

Elliecat Wow they really did leave that one on the table didn't they.
Elliecat Eh. Why break a perfectly good streak of ignoring us this far?

[wiselys]

Bark2-D2 They sure did, and I'm not sure whether to be disappointed or thankful.
Bark2-D2 Fair. I wonder if they have bets going on how long they can go ignoring us. For a few months, or maybe forever?

[notyourutopian]

Elliecat You can be two things. I believe in you.
Elliecat It can't be too long, eventually people will get fed up and start taking steps.