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Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com.

Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™!

Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops?

Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures.

Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include:
-Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun.
-The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety.
-Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off.
-Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment.
-Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application.
-Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason.
-Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs.
-New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used
-Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck)
-A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Steven Squawking you say that like I have time to wiki stuff
Steven Squawking also are you trying to tell me something strider????

ok
honestly
my c/p failed me
http://www.wikihow.com/Win-in-Pac-Man i meant to link you this one
and forgot my c/p had already gone to a weirder wikihow when talking to someone else
oops

Steven Squawking no no no we're going backwards
Steven Squawking I want an explanation on the mermaid thing because this sounds like a hilarious story that I needed to hear sometime yesterday
Steven Squawking unless it was for anya because I could somehow buy that

no it was el
she said it was weird that pacman had a wikihow and i said it wasnt even in my top ten favorite weird wikihows??????
this mermaid one obviously qualifies

Steven Squawking okay so that's not as weird and disturbing as I thought. that's good at least
Steven Squawking am I gonna regret asking what IS in your top ten favorite weirds?

i mean
you might
are you seriously asking
the mermaid one is in that one

also wait what did you think it came up for
what weird disturbing headcanon did you think up

Steven Squawking yeah I know the mermaid's in your top ten and yeah I'm seriously asking. humor me a little
Steven Squawking and idk for all I ducking know you were embracing your inner furry
Steven Squawking fishy? I don't know, whatever you'd consider LARPING as a mermaid to be

Steven Squawking this...is almost scary-impressive
Steven Squawking thanks for the new reading material
Steven Squawking ...also that's totally a waste of hot dogs.

i would say it is actually the best use of hot dogs actually???

Steven Squawking false.
the best use of hot dogs is eating them, duh. where have you been?

on team calculate pi with hot dogs obviously

Steven Squawking and when are you ever going to need to use pi? at least eating hot dogs is an eternal skill

idk ive asked my teachers that but they just say irl we will totally need it

Steven Squawking yeah,
okay, maybe if you're a teacher. take my advice, strider. don't listen to everything your teachers tell you, I guarantee they don't know the half of it

wow luke
are you saying the pythagorean theorum wont someday decide my fate
or that calculating the height of a flagpole based on the shadow is NOT a skill i will use daily

Steven Squawking depends, the hell is the pythagorean theorum???
Steven Squawking just kidding. but given you're learning to fight you might actually use something like that. train to be a ninja or something and strike at the right angles

im pretty sure i was in ninja training anyway so
shit probably
but that wasnt an example given to me in school is my point

Steven Squawking am I going to hate the answer if I ask why you think you were in ninja training? you're in high school

mostly all the shuriken and swords and stuff
and also
the fast ninja dude apparently in charge of my person

Steven Squawking so sharp objects and stealth movements. kinda sounds like a nightmare, but okay
Steven Squawking you were raised by ninjas then...? or. one singular ninja. or a ninja babysitter?
Steven Squawking doesn't seem too bad

the one ninja
i dont remember a ton about it but i guess it was ok

[ LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but it's a public(ish) network and lmao no ]

Steven Squawking all right, all right. whatever it was isn't real compared to this probably?
Steven Squawking ...man, I'm starting to really think I can't keep lying about this not being a real thing
Steven Squawking especially with more and more memories coming up. but so far nobody else has received the app this month from what I know. maybe they stopped

lmao
hit me up when you want to stop lying about it but otherwise i think
i should go and do dishes so ill like chat with you later

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I would say I can't believe you did this but I absolutely can jfc

LUKE ASKED

REGRET

now he knows better

you say that like he's going to learn

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