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Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[okitactless]

Pomesada Yamato I still don't understand why you can't just go eat the ghosts all the time

[Because that's not how the game works, Yamato, keep up.]

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford because that is the exact opposite of how the game works?

[okitactless]

Pomesada Yamato well they should make a game like that then where you can eat everything

[Katamari Damacy, Yamato, the game you want is called Katamari Damacy.]

[aegist]

Thalia Grace so basically you want a game that does exactly not what pac-man does?

[okitactless]

Pomesada Yamato That's not the opposite of pac-man! he eats the dots and stuff

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford but it like ignores the rules of the game?
Cindy Clawford the idea you're suggesting.

[okitactless]

Pomesada Yamato well maybe pac-man should grow up so he can eat more

[yams that literally makes no sense, stop]

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford maybe you should play kirby instead?

[okitactless]

Pomesada Yamato what's kirby

[And you call yourself a millennial, Yamato.]

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford pink video game character who can eat anything?
Cindy Clawford and then steal the powers of whatever he eats.

[okitactless]

Pomesada Yamato oh... that sounds neat

[Yamato how old are you that you describe video games as "neat"]

Pomesada Yamato but what happens when he digests them
Pomesada Yamato or does he just hold them in his mouth and spit them back out

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford i've never actually thought about it???
Cindy Clawford they might just be lost to the void of his stomach forever.

[okitactless]

Pomesada Yamato that's kind of creepy

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford i'm starting to think most games are if you think about them for more than five seconds. geeze.