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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford joke's on you, I'm actually really good at pac-man.
Cindy Clawford wait, what.
Cindy Clawford i'm not sure if this username is better or worse.
Cindy Clawford whatever. the only issue i have with the pac-man thing is the lack of high scores.
Cindy Clawford i'd kick all yoru asses?

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking *your
Steven Squawking wendy. cindy. anything else I should start calling you?

im gonna kick TY'S ass

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford i'm going to have to kick your ass.
Cindy Clawford which honestly cindy could totally take steven?
Cindy Clawford at least the app knows our relative strengths here.

:*

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking I'd say it's too early in the day to threaten me with this much violence but it's you and it's me and I'm used to it
Steven Squawking also low blow, man. you're pitting a model against a physicist, how is that even fair?
Steven Squawking btw I'm taking that as you're saying my strength is my brain and now it's immortalized on the network forever. congratulations

2/2

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking ...wait isn't his name "stephen"???

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford ha.
Cindy Clawford you have to live with a typo for way longer than i do, apparently.
Cindy Clawford since who knows when they'll free us from terrible puns?
Cindy Clawford also i take back saying your strength was your brains, which i did not even say, peter.

[wiselys]

Bark2-D2 It's better than mine.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford oh no.
Cindy Clawford that one is actually kind of funny, but also?
Cindy Clawford oh no.

[wiselys]

Bark2-D2 I've never even seen all the Star Fighter or whatever movies.
Bark2-D2 I feel like some sad nerd who also likes dogs, thinking their pun is so clever.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford we should movie night them or something.
Cindy Clawford no boys allowed.
Cindy Clawford luke and jason can go and do something dumb while we do.

[appraiser]

Crowji Mochickuki play pac-man for me?
Crowji Mochickuki i'm spending more time passing a level than i am using the app
Crowji Mochickuki and i keep getting booted in the middle of a conversation

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford i can? i can totally sell my services.
Cindy Clawford i'm thalia my name is lying but i will play pac-man for.
Cindy Clawford i don't know, a bagel? i want a bagel.

[appraiser]

Crowji Mochickuki my name's Ryoji and i can get you a bagel!
Crowji Mochickuki i can get you lots of bagels
Crowji Mochickuki how many bagels can you eat
Crowji Mochickuki please let me pay several dozen in advance

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford i can eat maybe 3 bagels in one sitting but i will totally take a dozen.
Cindy Clawford and stockpile them or hoard them like a dragon?
Cindy Clawford do you go to rec u?

[true_noir]

BlakKat It is an improvement.
BlakKat At least we are no longer under our actual name.
BlakKat Though I am a little confused by this video game entry.
BlakKat All of this is almost harmless, just irritating.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford i guess some peopel are bad enough at pacman it makes it hard?
Cindy Clawford also some people still have their real names weirdly.
Cindy Clawford i don't get this at all.

[true_noir]

BlakKat Or some of us are new to the game in the first place, like myself.
BlakKat And I suppose there is nothing to get.
BlakKat It is the April Fools day, and they are simply pranking us.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford so you have hopes this ends tomorrow.
Cindy Clawford god i hope so?
Cindy Clawford let this not be fruitgate 2.0.

[constellates]

Nyanya Vasiliev thalia queen of pacman
Nyanya Vasiliev or is it cindy queen of pacman ?
Nyanya Vasiliev now i am not sure

[aegist]

Thalia Grace technically thalia but i guess i get to be cindy for the month?
Thalia Grace i'll take a crown either way, nyanya.

[constellates]

[please know that the next time thalia goes to her stool at cabin 11, anya will have left a little headband decorated with pacman charms.....

like for real]

Nyanya Vasiliev cindy queen of pacman !
Nyanya Vasiliev make sure luke does not get a higher score

[aegist]

[ THALIA WILL ACTUALLY KEEP IT WTF ]

Cindy Clawford no worries there. he's not as good as i am at pac-man, as i am the queen.

[okitactless]

Pomesada Yamato I still don't understand why you can't just go eat the ghosts all the time

[Because that's not how the game works, Yamato, keep up.]

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford because that is the exact opposite of how the game works?

[okitactless]

Pomesada Yamato well they should make a game like that then where you can eat everything

[Katamari Damacy, Yamato, the game you want is called Katamari Damacy.]