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Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include:
-Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun.
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-Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment.
-Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application.
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[WAS THAT REALLY AN APOLOGY

either way she's just playing]

Nyanya Vasiliev maybe if you ask nicely ?

Steven Squawking see you can get away with that. you ask people nicely and they give you everything. I ask people nicely and they're just like "okay what do you REALLY want" like I'm suspicious or something
Steven Squawking which is fair, but also uncalled for

Edited 2017-04-02 08:26 (UTC)

Nyanya Vasiliev !! i do not think that is fair . i would give you anything that you asked for ?

Steven Squawking that's because, again, you're a nice person. be careful who you do favors for though, Anya, I mean it
Steven Squawking I mean not me, I'm fine, I mean other people you may meet

Nyanya Vasiliev i am being warned about this again ?
Nyanya Vasiliev no one trusts anya
Nyanya Vasiliev or nyanya

Steven Squawking it's not about not trusting you, it's about not trusting other people?
Steven Squawking also stop. don't call yourself nyanya omg

Nyanya Vasiliev but nyanya is cute ? it is like a cat nya
Nyanya Vasiliev sometimes i can tell when other people are bad
Nyanya Vasiliev except it is difficult because then you do not get to be friends

Steven Squawking but last time I checked you weren't actually a cat. unless there's something you're not telling me...
Steven Squawking I know you want to be friends with everyone, but is it really worth it if someone's a bad person?

Nyanya Vasiliev if anya was a cat that would be a very fun life i hope that people would feed and pet me

[do you mean everyday life for anya]

Nyanya Vasiliev but it is hard to say who is a bad person or who is a good person who has been treated meanly by others i think
Nyanya Vasiliev i have not met anyone yet who is all bad

Steven Squawking some of us already feed you, you know. but I also know a pair of twins who'd love if you were a cat
Steven Squawking you think people are mean based on their circumstances and how other people treat them then? like...they're mean because they've given up thinking people will be nice?

Nyanya Vasiliev the nyarukamis ? i love them !
Nyanya Vasiliev but yes that is what i think ... so they are on the defense because they have been attacked and attack is all they know too
Nyanya Vasiliev i think reasons like that is why people are mean and no one should feel that way

Steven Squawking yeah,
those two. they're okay aren't they?
Steven Squawking what happens if those people don't change even when you're kind though? do you just keep trying?

Nyanya Vasiliev they are very sweet and i hope they are having fun here now that they moved
Nyanya Vasiliev some people are stubborn and it is hard to unlearn ? what you know i think
Nyanya Vasiliev so i will keep trying unless they hurt me because if i am hurt i know more people will be sad and i cannot do that to them

Steven Squawking they seem to be doing okay. one of them works for me
Steven Squawking you mean that whole phrase about teaching old dogs new tricks. maybe that's true but I also don't think it's a great excuse
Steven Squawking it's like I said though, Anya. be careful not to get too hurt if you have to get hurt at all. promise me

Nyanya Vasiliev !! yu ? or souji ?
Nyanya Vasiliev ah that is why anya tries not to get hurt or else people like luke will worry
Nyanya Vasiliev ok i promise
Nyanya Vasiliev i do not like to get hurt either is is very lucky it does not happen

Steven Squawking souji. I've met yu though
Steven Squawking I'm not that worried. I know you can take care of yourself but it's just a prewarning all right?
Steven Squawking but you're right. you're one of the lucky ones

Nyanya Vasiliev that is sweet i hope that they are good workers and happy there
Nyanya Vasiliev i will hope to keep being lucky but i promise i will take care of myself too
Nyanya Vasiliev thank you for caring luke

Steven Squawking souji does what I ask him and that's good enough for me. yu's...not employed by me but he seems happy enough
Steven Squawking don't say that, you're making it sound like I'm doing something good

Nyanya Vasiliev good ! i am glad that they are happy and cabin 11 can be their happy place too
Nyanya Vasiliev but luke is always doing good things
Nyanya Vasiliev sometimes hidden by teasing things
Nyanya Vasiliev but the truth is easy to see

Steven Squawking you're seriously determined to blow my rep around here aren't you?/font>
Steven Squawking even if you can see the truth, not everybody can. maybe we should keep that a secret between you and me
Steven Squawking and...anyone reading this

Nyanya Vasiliev a rep ? silly !
Nyanya Vasiliev but ok it will be a secret if you want
Nyanya Vasiliev a silly secret

Steven Squawking I'm leaving and pretending this conversation didn't happen
Steven Squawking but I'll see you later

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