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Comments

un: May Sfurry

[me_matey]

frick frack paddy whack

give the dawg a bone, amirite?

[hjack69]

there are literally so many ways i could run w this phrasing that i cant pick which one i wanna go with
so ill skip that part and ask what the heck your last name was bc " sfurry " is T E R R I B L E

[me_matey]

dawgs who live in glass kennels shouldnt be throwin bones, jack-attack

1/2

[hjack69]

ok see jack-attack is cool i woulda been fine w jack-attack

[hjack69]

actually i like it so much im making it official
i am now the jack attack

[me_matey]

u better pay me if u get famous wit that

[hjack69]

sorry its already been copyrighted
by me

[me_matey]

i will crush u

u seen me lift a shipping crate, u really wanna mess?

[hjack69]

ok but how you gonna fuck w/me if you dont see me coming
skills
guess you could say youre gonna get






jacked up

[me_matey]

... okei. u get that one.

[hjack69]

yeah mindless self indulgence basically wrote a song abt me and its great

[me_matey]

they also wrote

i sneak up and hit you like a flappin -stupid word filter- tornado

u aint no operator so who the frug -jesus christ- are you then?