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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm

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[personal profile] godcards 2017-04-03 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
It was hardly romantic or indicated such intentions... It was mostly stupid. Then again, I wasn't the one being proposed to.


Excuse me? Do you really expect me to answer this...?

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-03 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
silly more than stupid, i think. and that can be endearing

yes
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-04-03 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
We have to agree to disagree. I can't see myself being on the same page as you here...

I don't think anything is cute.

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-03 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
nothing at all?
cats? a childhood toy? those small one-serving boxes of cereal?
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-04-03 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
No. There's nothing.
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-04-03 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
No.

Why is it so important? I'm aware there's plenty of people that coo over small animals, I'm just not one of them.

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-03 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
i'm just curious
animals are very easy to love
but for somebody to not think they're cute, what eventually captures their affections must be wonderful
so i want to know the sorts of things that you love

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-03 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
:(
okay
we'll start off easy
what are some things you don't hate
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-04-03 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm curious what you gain from asking me such invasive questions. My opinions on most things are neutral until they become an annoyance or inconvenience, then I remove myself from the situation or remove whatever it is that's bothering me.

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-03 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
what do i gain? knowing more about you, i guess. and the easiest way is to ask questions. you can ask me anything you want too!
walking away from dislikes is a healthy attitude
but there are likes too, that you can embrace
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-04-03 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not in the habit of getting intimate with strangers. Much less taking life advice from them. Furthermore... I don't even know who you are, or why you'd be so interested in me.

[ animal-pun usernames aside. ]

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-03 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
my name's Ryoji Mochizuki! 19 years old, born in Recollé and moved back here in the past year. i work at the Trevelyan Clinic over at Chata
it's nice to meet you
tell me a little about yourself?
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-04-03 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
My name is Malik.
That's the extent of relevant information I'll give you.

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-03 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
i was hoping Meowlik were your real name, because it's cute lol
but i like the name Malik!
it's a middle eastern name, right? uncommon enough that i could find out more about you just by asking around
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-04-03 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Do not call it cute. It may not be my real name, but I don't like that.

Why... would you do that

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-03 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
lol alright, i'm sorry

to learn more about you, of course
how your friends perceive you, that sort of thing
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-04-03 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I still don't understand why you would bother. I am not that interesting. I have no friends. Before you throw a pity party, that's by my own choice. Even so, the way they perceive me could be different than what's really me... but it stills seems like you have an ulterior motive of some sort, beyond what you're telling me.

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-03 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
mmm curiosity is a pretty powerful motive, especially when it comes to people
people's perceptions of you are not the whole truth, but they are a part of it
some people don't like to define and label friendship, but they still feel it
i think you're interesting
i'm enjoying these conversations
i guess mostly, it's because i don't understand how you think and feel
and i want to understand
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-04-03 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Is this a hobby of yours? Questioning unsuspecting and random people you come across?

As for me... I don't understand why you'd think I'm interesting when I've done nothing noteworthy. I'm not about to tell you my life story, but if it'll get you to stop questioning me, I'll can tell you a few things. I'm self-sufficient without friendship, I rely wholly on myself and no one else... I approach things rationally, and how I see fit for the situation. Like now... if these questions get too troublesome, I can walk away.

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-03 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
i never really considered it a hobby... but i do like talking to people i don't know very well! that way, there's even more to learn about the other person

people don't have to *do* anything to be interesting; they can just *be*
you don't have to answer my questions if you're uncomfortable with them
and you can offer what information you want too
like what you told me already-- you're self-sufficient, confident, dependable, somebody with a good head on his shoulders
all very good traits
how people describe themselves, what characteristics they pick out, says a lot
how could anybody not think you're interesting?
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-04-03 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
You're rather easy to entertain. Now that you know those things about me, however... I expect you to not exploit that information. Not like our dear Retrospec.
Believe it or not, you're one of the rare few who's called me that. Or rather, 'interesting' isn't the first word that comes to mind when people have described me.
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[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-03 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
i won't tell, promise
it's a pity though, because i want to tell people about you, how interesting and admirable you are
how do others tend to describe you? i can't imagine it's much different

oh
but you know, even though i promised so, i think messages like these can be read by anybody with the app
it isn't like text messages which are private
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[personal profile] godcards 2017-04-03 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
This may be a public forum, but it's more the personal spin that people put on things... I don't know what you get up to, or who you talk with. Especially when it'd come to talking about me.

As for the second point, it varies. It's hardly as positive as you make it sound. My parents liked to use "ابن كلب" when they were mad at me, for example.

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