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[hjack69]

aight chumps quick q
anybody ever seen these before?
bc theyre frickin rad laser guns retrospec sent me and im wondering if anybody else ended up getting advanced space age tech in the mail lately
you recognize these or the name " hyperion " lmk

[ Attached is a photo of the guns in question. ]

heads up: try and take these away from me and i will absolutely zap you in the balls

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[complementing]

you're keeping them? [She's asking for a friend. Who got a gun and a spear in the mail.]

[hjack69]

pshYEAH oh my god
are you saying you WOULDNT?
theyre frickin laser guns ive been dreaming of having some crap like this since i was ten

[complementing]

okay let me rephrase you're keeping something that dangerous when they're from RETROSPEC? because I totally agree with you laser guns are really cool and I would happily volunteer to watch you zap stuff all day but weapons from a shady app organization screams suspicious to me as if nothing else hadn't already btw

[hjack69]

see weird thing
i kinda remember these?
yknow from one of those hallucinomemory things
i mean i know im gambling by even keeping these things around but i remember using these
its like ive had em before

[complementing]

do you know if that's becoming a common occurrence now? I got a dog in the mail last month and I felt like he was mine, and it's the same with the stuff I got in the mail this month too it freaks me out that they would be able to plant those sort of feelings of possessiveness and belonging with things we've never seen before

[hjack69]

wait






like a real dog?

[complementing]

koromaru.jpg like a real dog

[hjack69]

omg omg omg you know what this means right
this means that
THEORETICALLY





i could get a diamond pony in the mail

[complementing]

I guess it wouldn't be impossible??? though what diamond ponies have to do with your visions idk if I want to know

[hjack69]

well i remembered they EXIST
p sure that was actually the first hallucinomemory i had?
idk do you remember anything abt your dog

[complementing]

whoa and they're like living breathing ponies, just made out of diamond? that'd be just as cool as laser guns ngl... no not really? I just got the sense that he belonged with me as soon as I looked at him, but no memories have come to me yet 〈(゜。゜)???

[hjack69]

yeah mad sickwicked right?
and idk do stuff with your dog i guess
maybe youll get a memthing of you playing frisbee or whatever

ill let you know if i get a pony tho

[complementing]

haha I'll give it a go would you zap me if I tried to ride it

[hjack69]

no but good duckin luck trying to get on the darn thing
theyre majestic untamed beasts
and idk might have sharp angles? you dont wanna get poked down there

[complementing]

oh geez then yeah no thanks I'll just go to that one stable in the city if I want to ride a horse wait so what would you do if you did get one, you'd just...let it run wild in your backyard or something???