retrospec | [1] 4/8, photo set

[1] 4/8, photo set

Steven Squawking shared an album.
4/8 near Cabin 11

so, what's the weirdest thing YOU'VE received from these jerks? 'cause I'm pretty sure I win
but hey, at least it's not alive like some of the other things I've heard about

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Are you sure?
I do remember that. It didn't go that well, did it? I don't know, I doubt it. If they were they'd be bending all the time. Maybe it's made of a cheap metal?

ANNABETH. you're supposed to be on my side, come on it didn't go well, but most jobs dad tried to set me up with didn't last for more than a couple of days or weeks at most. it might be cheap but that would also mean snapping entirely I don't even know how to fix it. I've been trying to bend it back into shape and it's not giving. it keeps going back to the way it was

Oh, my apologies. You were definitely not a hobo. Maybe you were an eccentric rich man.
Why would you fix it? It's evidence, it should be preserved in its original state.

much better, thank you. that's probably exactly what it is and I used the golf club to fend off people after my money I wanted to see if it COULD be fixed mostly. since it keeps reverting itself...you don't find that weird at all?

Sounds like an ordinary day for a rich man.
A little, but weird compared to what? A normal golf club? Yes. To receiving a bent golf club from a shady so-called social network company for no apparent reason that also turned horses into chocobos? Not necessarily.

knew dad was doing it wrong all along a social media app shouldn't be dictating what I do and don't get in the mail, Bananabeth, that's what bugs me. the shoes fit perfectly too which is even worse would Cerb eat a moldy sandwich?

I'll be sure to inform him ASAP.
Well, obviously. I shouldn't be receiving knives in the mail, either, but here we are. Add it to the board, string to the heading of "weird things in the mail" with a blue string. Are you going to wear the shoes?
He's a tarantula, Luke, not a dog.

thanks, saves me from having to if you get anything else in the mail let me know ASAP. I think we need to go to IKEA soon btw, the board's running out of room. and no? I don't think so, not until I know what they are and why I have them. I'd say there's some special meaning to them but hell if I know what it is and that's my point, I wouldn't feed a moldy sandwich to a dog but I don't know what that thing eats anyway. maybe he'd like it

You're welcome.
I will. Hopefully I won't receive any dumb things like yours? That sounds like a good idea. At this rate we may need a storage unit and just cover the walls. "Special meaning"? Besides being shoes?
Crickets. Tarantulas eat crickets.

I hope you receive something incredibly dumb just for that. okay, fine, we can do that, too. you've been to my place enough to know I can rearrange space to give us a conspiracy wall.
anyway yeah. they're mine. I should be attached to shoes but I think they must've been a gift or something since every time I throw them away I keep rescuing them from the trash. maybe I really am going crazy
and see why would I know that? I don't feed him. this is why you're the spider-lover and I just wave at him from a respectable distance and try not to think about how hairy he is

I hope you receive something even dumber just for saying that. Hm, okay.
Maybe. Maybe we all are. I know I don't want to get rid of that knife, even besides it being evidence. It's weird.
Spiders are fascinating creatures. So, you don't like cats and dogs? They're even hairier.

I've already received something dumb, it's your turn
I gave you that knife. I remember that much, so I guess that makes sense in a weird way. just try not to use it on anybody okay?
cats and dogs are like soft-hairy, not weird-creepy hairy. you know I like cerb just fine but you've gotta stop letting him hang out on the counter at the bar. I don't need to get slammed with health violations

I refuse.
I make no promises.
I don't think a tarantula in a terrarium counts as a health code violation, it's not like he's a mouse or a cockroach. And people think he's cool. It ups the street cred of your bar. As a, wow! go to Cabin Eleven, the bartender has a tarantula hanging out on the bar! his awesome sister will tell you all about tarantulas! so cool!

if you ever get a pet cockroach I'm also disowning you and what's wrong with the street cred I have now? I don't need my baby sister helping me with that
unless the spider's going to help me get rid of the sandwich, no

I would never and what street cred?
Have you tried throwing it away? Though it should be preserved for evidence.

oh my god shut up, I have plenty of cred
I've tried, it keeps showing up. I could also be going crazy and imagining that I'm trying the thing away. that's also an entirely possible thing that's happening here, haven't decided yet

Just keep telling yourself that.
... I think it'd be better if it was just magically reappearing.

yeah, you think? I don't want to think about the idea of going crazy either.
I'll figure it out. it's nothing to worry about too much yet

Don't worry, I'm mostly sure you're still sane.
I guess we'll just notate it on the board for now as something to look into.

thanks a lot for the reassurance come over later and we'll update the board okay? I'll even make dinner again if you stick around long enough

Anytime.
Okay, that sounds good. I'll stick around if dinner is something good.

dinner can be whatever you want. just say the word and I'll stock up and figure out how to make it

I'd make a joke with something there's no way you can make, but how about burgers and salad or potato wedges? Or seafood. Or ravioli. Or veggie pasta. I could just send you some pinterest recipes?

omg stop, just get over here already and then you can explain how pinterest even works

All right, all right.
... Luke it's literally the easiest social media app. You pin things. To boards. In an app.

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Steven Squawking shared an album. 4/8 near Cabin 11
so, what's the weirdest thing YOU'VE received from these jerks? 'cause I'm pretty sure I win but hey, at least it's not alive like some of the other things I've heard about