[1] 4/8, photo set

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking shared an album. 4/8 near Cabin 11

so, what's the weirdest thing YOU'VE received from these jerks? 'cause I'm pretty sure I win but hey, at least it's not alive like some of the other things I've heard about

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[alienates]

1. Bugs.
2. Someone else's earwax.
3. A carton of weird green stuff that has been in the fridge for several weeks and no one has claimed it so you're not sure how it got there.
4. Pineapple pizza.
5. Denny's.
YOU ARE BARELY TALLER THAN ME

[ luke is literally like half a foot taller than him ]

[chiseler]

well played. but everybody knows denny's is universally known as too disgusting to digest so I'm still counting that as a list of four
have you looked in the mirror lately? I'm seriously asking

[alienates]

And yet it's still popular enough that it has a ton of customers.
You were BARELY taller than me.
Maybe an inch at the most.

[chiseler]

are those customers drunk though, because half of my customers talk about going to denny's after they run up a $70 tab at the bar
next time you get your butt down here we're measuring and I'm getting photographic evidence

[alienates]

Alright so there may be a certain level of inebriation going on in these scenarios, but they could be going to ihop instead??
So my point still stands.
Also uh
Maybe you'll just photoshop the pictures

[chiseler]

ihop's way too crowded for impatient drunks. not that I know anything about that or anything
I could NOT photoshop the picture if you're looking at it. who do you know that could pull out a magic photoshop-altering machine out of nowhere and immediately doctor a picture? I don't bring my laptop down to the bar

[alienates]

Yeah you are definitely not speaking from experience there.
Ok well MAYBE someone will get a magic photoshop-altering machine in the mail at just the same time where you need to use one?
Maybe you actually already have one and are currently trying to cover your tracks?

[chiseler]

okay but that's still saying that whoever gets this magic mach
THIS IS SUCH A STUPID CONVERSATION, VANTAS

[alienates]

YOU'RE NOT DENYING THAT YOU WOULD DEFINITELY DO THIS IF YOU DID HAVE THIS MAGIC MACHINE THOUGH

[chiseler]

WELL NO, WHY WOULD I DENY THAT IF THERE WAS A MAGIC MACHINE?
MAGIC! MACHINE!
YOU KNOW YOU WOULD USE IT TOO

[alienates]

BUT I WOULDN'T USE IT AGAINST YOU
UNLIKE HOW YOU'RE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME RIGHT NOW

[chiseler]

I THINK YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST PARANOID BECAUSE I WASN'T PLANNING ON CONSPIRING AGAINST YOU BEFORE THIS
NOW I MIGHT CONSIDER, SINCE YOU SEEM TO THINK I WILL ANYWAY
AND THERE'S NO GUARANTEE YOU WOULDN'T USE IT AGAINST ME IF YOU HAD A MAGIC MACHINE

[alienates]

WELL I'M GOING TO USE IT AGAINST YOU NOW THAT I HAVE CONFIRMATION THAT YOU'RE GOING TO USE IT AGAINST ME

[ NEITHER OF YOU HAVE MAGIC MACHINES, GOD! ]

[chiseler]

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT SINCE I WILL PROBABLY GET THE MACHINE FIRST IF IT EVER EXISTS
YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING

[Why is this conversation even real oh my god.]

[alienates]

HAHAHA
WELL JOKE'S ON YOU
I WILL SEE IT COMING BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME I WON'T SEE IT COMING.
I AM PREPARED FOR YOU, CASTELLAN.
YOU WON'T CATCH ME OFF GUARD.

[chiseler]

NO DUDE YOU WON'T KNOW WHEN IT'S COMING, JUST THAT IT'S COMING. THAT'S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING
YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT MY GOAL TO CATCH YOU OFF-GUARD NOW, WAY TO GO

[alienates]

MY GUARD IS NOW PERMANENTLY UP
IF THIS WAS AN RPG THEN MY DEFENSE STATS WILL BE MAXED
TRY HITTING ME WITH YOUR FLIMSY EQUIPMENT
IT'S JUST GOING TO GET BLOCKED

[chiseler]

NOT IF SOMEHOW I END UP WITH WEIRD FREAKY POWERS TOO THAT CAN CONTROL SHIT
EVEN IF YOU BLOCK IT, IT WON'T BE BLOCKED FOR LONG
BOOST YOUR DEFENSE STATS ALL YOU WANT. YOU NEED TO BOOST YOUR AGILITY AND THAT'S WHERE I HAVE THE UPPER HAND

[...and then.]

man, how do you keep this up for so long?

[alienates]

It's easier if you have the caps lock key pressed instead of just holding shift.

[ he knows that's not what luke means he's just being a shit ]

[chiseler]

that...would make a lot more sense. I don't think I was thinking about yelling at you for that long either when I'm a little too busy thinking about the possibility of being a rich hobo with a golf club
are you trying to tell me you capslock at people a lot?

[alienates]

In my defense this was my first time capslocking at a rich golfing hobo
But capslock may come up occasionally in conversations that I have with people

[chiseler]

right. always time for petty grudges, I forgot
all right, all right, less capslocking and more problem-solving. I'm getting nowhere with this other than I've tried throwing out the golf club a few times and it keeps mysteriously showing up in my apartment. if it's sentient or haunted or whatever the fuck I don't want it
you never answered the original question btw. weirdest thing you've received, let's hear it

[alienates]

Oh
All I've received so far is a sickle.
Which is on a different level of weird than a sandwich??
But also wait hold up
If you throw it out it just appears back at your place??

[ karkat never tried throwing out the sickle because like.... it's a goddamn sickle, how awesome is that?? but this is the first time he heard of something like what luke just described happening. ]

[chiseler]

don't sound excited or anything. a sickle? really?
guess it's too much to ask if you know why?
but yeah I don't know, this is the first time I've tried leaving it somewhere else, but it's like...it either keeps showing up, or I feel really weird about it and have to go rescue it from the trash
it's hard to explain? it's a shitty broken golf club but it's MY shitty broken golf club
I'm not diving after the sandwich though. that's my limit

[alienates]

No idea yet.
I was thinking maybe I'd get some vision regarding sickles but so far nothing.
I can't even use it yet but also don't tell anyone I said that.
Huh
Maybe I'll try leaving my thing somewhere to see what happens.
But a sickle is probably more dangerous to leave in the trash.