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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

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[zerotohiro]

Not a bad theory. You think if we offer him a tray of lasagna and maybe a "I <3 EARTH" t-shirt he'll bug off?

[rednerd]

[He's gonna hang a sign on Conner's neck that says DO NOT FEED THE IMAGINATIVE TEENAGER.]

Please don't encourage him and his wild fantasies.

[zerotohiro]

Why not? Can't be any worse than indulging in Jim's.

[rednerd]

Jim needs professional mental care and a relationship counselor.
Con just needs to stop watching 10PM television.

[zerotohiro]

10pm television is sometimes perfectly fine excuse u

[checkoutmyttk]

[oh my god, you're not the boss of him Tim???]

right ok so invisible alien cameras start stalking everyone and i'm the one with wild fantasies??? excuse you i am just following this through to the obvious conclusion.

[rednerd]

[HOW HILARIOUS, THE KRYPTONIAN TUBE BABY IS INVESTED IN ALIEN CONSPIRACIES. Sadly, Tim tries so hard to be logical all the time.]

If Jim maintains or even has a hand in maintaining the app, there's no telling what remote access he could have to our phones.

Even two hundred is a lot of people.
Anyone you came in contact with could have unintentionally got a picture with their phone.

That doesn't even include any remote access to public or personal cameras. Laptops.
Tablets. What do people carry into their bathrooms with them usually? Their phones.

[checkoutmyttk]

overflow!

[checkoutmyttk]

hmm, we could. or we could tell him earth ran out of lasagna and maybe he'll take the hint. u know what, no, garfield is too good for him, i like that cat.

i bet he's an alvin or a brad. no wait, EUSTACE. spread the word, jim's real name has been deduced!!!

[zerotohiro]

and captcha's been met!