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retrospec2017-05-01 08:59 pm
recollecters) wrote in retrospec2017-05-01 08:59 pm
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Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retr  spec IncorporatedPlease feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent. |
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Kazuma Kiryu Can't uninstall that, either... maybe this is the next version of that.
Kazuma Kiryu Does it show up anywhere else? I hadn't thought to check my computer.
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Kazuhira Miller Yeah, it's on my personal laptop and my work computer.
[That latter one bothers the hell out of him for obvious reasons.]
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Kazuma Kiryu It must be on mine, too. I hope it doesn't have access to my files, that could be bad.
Kazuma Kiryu Who would want a social app on a work computer anyway?
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Kazuhira Miller Retrospec laughs in the face of spyware scans.
Kazuhira Miller I thought the windows thing was pretty off-putting when it decided to put the same background on everything. This is so much worse.
Kazuhira Miller Hopefully if it won't pervert some recipe I send you to have lethal levels of nutmeg.
[He'd be very upset if a psychotic phone app ruined any cooking progress he'd managed to make with his other Kaz friend.]
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Kazuma Kiryu Oh, I meant to ask you about that.
Kazuma Kiryu Nutmeg is in the spice aisle, right? I don't have to go anywhere special?
Kazuma Kiryu ...Is there a point where nutmeg could be dangerous?
[ He... is so bad at cooking... bless u for your patience, other Kaz. ]
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Kazuhira Miller Luckily most recipes don't call for a lot.
[Please don't let Kiryu poison anyone by accident.]
Kazuhira Miller If this app is a mass hallucination I have to admire it's network features.
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[ Like, he won't? But now that he knows, he's gonna keep a close eye on that shit. ]
Kazuma Kiryu Yeah, I heard something about it inducing memories and giving people superpowers. So on top of being on all our devices now, we have that to look forward to, too.
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