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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

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[judgementkazzy]

:-)b Glad I can help.
Thanks. I didn't think people would be so mad... They can always turn their phones off if they want it to stop.
I did that at work and it did the trick.

[ Of course you can't get photos when your phone is off, Kaz. You'd need a phone to receive them... ]

[parodeity]

yeah it kinda depends on how annoying the app feels like being ig
occasionally it turns our phones on
which so far this month it doesnt seem to be doing
so thats a bonus?

[judgementkazzy]

I guess it's a good thing my phone is on silent.
Was everyone who's on this app forced to download it? That seems like an odd way to test a program.

[parodeity]

yeah p much
same as were forced to get back memories
and like
items we occasionally dont want?
and random superpowers

[judgementkazzy]

[ Uh, what. He's just gonna. Gloss over the superpowers bit. ]

How does an app "force" memories onto people? That doesn't seem possible.

[parodeity]

youd think
i cant really demonstrate this since the only surefire way to snag someone else is if you like
remember a thing about them and then blab to them
and then they usually remember it
so mostly surefire i guess i mean but
just you wait and youll have a weird hallucinomemory
thats the phrase i like to use mostly because fuck you people who said it was stupid

[judgementkazzy]

I mean it'd be weird to remember something that never happened. That's probably what hallucination means? So, ok. I'll take your word on this hallucinomemory thing.

[ No one on the internet would lie, right. ]

Did you say it gives you superpowers, too? That's rad.

[parodeity]

yeah
its a memory that you never had

also yeah i have superspeed
its pretty ok

[judgementkazzy]

That's pretty cool. Kind of a weird trade-off for all the spying and weird memory stuff, but that means it's not all bad, right?

[parodeity]

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